The "why" is nobody's business but yours. IMO, you don't need to explain or justify a damn thing...BUT that doesn't mean I'm not curious about the story or stories behind your policy. I'm guessing they're hilarious. Does any of this involve nuoc mam?
Asian Invasion sort of rolls off the tongue...it's exactly what Kaiser Wilhelm II warned Tsar Nicholas about before the Japs kicked Russkiy ass and came within a frog hair of standing Jack London before a firing squad until TR rescued his ass just in the nick of time.
How about Desi's?