3 Categoris of Oral Providers - Which one are you???

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An older woman I knew down in Houston...very proper..quiet...very much the model when one envisions a "lady." We went out dancing one night and back to her place that morning. After a glass of cognac, she deftly popped open my 501's and performed a very ladylike..but PSE blowjob..taking me to the base and tickling my nuts (which were being massaged very nicely) with her tongue. I was shocked to Hell that she'd DT my dick over and over before taking me in and out of her throat while I was cumming. Afterwards, she wiped her lips with the drink napkin, took me by the hand and said "Time for you to eat me" and led me to her bedroom. Best sex I've ever...EVER had in my life. She's still the gold standard whenever I'm with a woman. Originally Posted by txcwby6
txcwby6, if you hadn't mentioned Houston, I'd have thought that was the same school principal I dated many years ago. Almost prudish looking when fully dressed but once her clothes were off, it was an entirely different story.

Thanks for the memories.
txcwby6, if you hadn't mentioned Houston, I'd have thought that was the same school principal I dated many years ago. Almost prudish looking when fully dressed but once her clothes were off, it was an entirely different story.

Thanks for the memories. Originally Posted by OldGrump
Nice!

I have a similar memory (experience) back in the day.
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Originally Posted by slowmover vnurse......Category 3

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You guys are awesome!

Of course, IF I DID ever "do" that...(ew, gross)...I probably WOULD be good at it! LOL!


You don't? Well, Vicki, you give one Hell of an IOPBBBJNQNS. So good, I thought it was real.

OldGrump..I KNOW that you know better!



@VNurse~ You and I share more than a few clients and without exception, they'd categorize you as a 3! Plus, I remember our doubles. You not only enjoy it, you're very enthusiastic

Some women are more into the control giving head,gives them. For me, never mind just getting wet, I have had orgasms while taking care of my partner. But I'll leave grading to the gentlemen. Originally Posted by Dharma
Hey girl! I would say the exact same thing back at you! LOL! We REALLY need to do some doubles again! I miss those days! Thank you for the kind words!
I don't know if these new guys can handle the Defibrillator Double. Let's find out! So, do two 3's make a 6?
I don't know if these new guys can handle the Defibrillator Double. Let's find out! So, do two 3's make a 6? Originally Posted by Dharma

WOW! A 6???!!! Let's see who the REAL men are!
In search of a new #3 now that Infamous BJ has disappeared. Ladies...?

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Can vouch Laura Lynn is a catagory 3 storm. Lol
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I don't know if these new guys can handle the Defibrillator Double. Let's find out! So, do two 3's make a 6? Originally Posted by Dharma
WOW! A 6???!!! Let's see who the REAL men are! Originally Posted by vnurse
A Defibrillator double. Sounds perfect. I must consult my social coordinator (she know who she is) first.


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I've mostly met 2's in the hobby, I can only think of one actual 3 that I new in civie life. I need to experience one of these #3's from here apparently lol.
3 all the way
I just want to give a big 'ole Thank You!!! to all those women who say, "Eeeeeew, you want me to put that where?"
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  • 12-18-2013, 11:36 PM
In search of a new #3 now that Infamous BJ has disappeared. Ladies...?

Originally Posted by CrowQuillNinja
She was off the chart, A #3 would be nice to find.
Alaine is a definite 3+... I had the pleasure of her company this week, and she does everything.. DT, NQNS, worship, eye contact, moaning, you name it.
This will be interesting.