You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

You know you are a provider when you have more lingerie than normal clothes

You know you are a provider when you stumble over the question "what do you do for a living"

You know you are a provider/hobbyist when you think of sexual positions in acronyms. *daty* *BBBJ* *Mish*

You know you are a provider when your favorites list on your computer is filled with forums such as eccie.

You know you are a provider when you have more nude pictures of yourself than a sex shop has nude magazines.

You know you are a hobbyist when you keep a spare condom in your wallet and yet you are married and snipped.

You know you are a hobbyst when you calculate your check to see how many hours that bonus gets you with your ATF.

You know you are a provider when you somehow end up at Walmart in pajama's and heels.

You know you are a provider when your doctor calls worried because you are three days late for your regular monthly tests.

You know you are a provider when you stumble of the question "what is your name" no matter the context

Example: Jayc...no Jen...no wait....what was my dancer name again?

You're probably a hobbyist if you're married, have a few kid living at home, & you're somehow still getting some.

You know you are a hobbiest (did that just for you Questor!) Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

You just want to make me twitch even when I'm not in the room with you.

You know you're a hobbyist when you get texts from friends about their tour schedules, and your travel schedules, before those schedules get posted.

You know you're a hobbyist when someone says something to you about "being comfortable" and all you can think about is taking your clothes off.

lol leilani that is SO me!!


You know you're a Provider when you wonder what everyone's handle would be

You know you're a hobbyist when someone says something to you about "being comfortable" and all you can think about is taking your clothes off. Originally Posted by CalvinHall

This one had me cracking up

You know your a hobbyist when you see the cost of things not in dollars, but in hours.
You know your a hobbyist when you collect the hotel envelopes so you can use them at a later time as a joke.
When you go see friends/family new apartment and think about rather or not it would make a good incall.
You know your a hobbyist when you keep a "Hobby Bag" in the truck of your car.
You know your a married hobbyist when you start hiding 10's and 20's in shop/car manuals and books.
(just found two 20's in one of my Chilton books the other day... lol)

you know you are a hobbyist when you stop to think before buying something, would I rather have this or an hour with a favorite

You know your a hobbyist when you see the cost of things not in dollars, but in hours.
You know your a hobbyist when you collect the hotel envelopes so you can use them at a later time as a joke.
When you go see friends/family new apartment and think about rather or not it would make a good incall.
You know your a hobbyist when you keep a "Hobby Bag" in the truck of your car.
You know your a married hobbyist when you start hiding 10's and 20's in shop/car manuals and books.
(just found two 20's in one of my Chilton books the other day... lol) Originally Posted by ElumEno

ha, I just started with this and I'm hiding bills in a CD case in my car (wife hates the CD)

You know you are a hobbiest when you are brushing your teeth in your car in a hotel parking lot

Lmao...