- oldmarine
- 09-04-2010, 12:40 PM
I have been told by several providers that I have "a fat one." Although I am not sure if they are talking about my head or my penis, lol.
- rachet3375
- 09-04-2010, 12:45 PM
I did some internet research and found this:
http://www.mraverage.com/results.htm
That way every guy can get an idea as to which "percentile" he measures up to. Originally Posted by xspotsthemark
Glad to say I hit the avg mark in length and slightly above in girth. Sometimes I wish I was a longer guy so it would be easier to work with and if I lost about 40# he might seem bigger. At the end of the day tho I am happy with what I got. Greek comes easier due to my avg size and I got this neat way to mount & dismount. Sofar no complaints, laughing or pointing!
ps. I am just glad he still get to attention when called upon
- Copierguy0
- 09-05-2010, 03:34 AM
- PT4ME
- 09-08-2010, 04:46 PM
I mean c'mon dude. A man "knows" if his dick is big or not. lol....... I kinda thought the same thing Meg, but what the hell, there is a big dick thread at least quarterly isn't there?
Meg Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan
One of the most memorable comments I have heard was that I had a "pretty dick"...... and THAT did wonders for my ego!!!..... as did "Kayla, come in here and look at this!!'
-PT-
- Guest062124
- 09-08-2010, 05:03 PM
- PT4ME
- 09-08-2010, 05:19 PM
- mtabsw
- 09-08-2010, 07:08 PM
If memory serves, an unnamed, but complicated beauty complimented mine too. "that fence post is not going anywhere near my starfish".
- stugots
- 09-08-2010, 09:09 PM
Hey it may be thin......but it sure is short!
It's a good thing my money is green..........
It's a good thing my money is green..........
- chi-xi-sigma
- 09-09-2010, 09:31 AM
Most memorable comment:
"Be careful, you could do some serious damage with that thing!"
Second:
"Ummmm... maybe we could try a magnum."
And the one that burst the bubble:
"John Holmes, you're not."
"Be careful, you could do some serious damage with that thing!"
Second:
"Ummmm... maybe we could try a magnum."
And the one that burst the bubble:
"John Holmes, you're not."
- DianaDeepthroats
- 10-03-2010, 01:22 AM
Ok, I saw 3 girls this past weekend and all 3 said I had a large package. Of course, I took this with a grain of salt, but I couldn't help but wonder: is this a common way for girls to flatter clients? Does it work?I only say it, when I mean it. I'm not keen on lying, as EW said - it's kind of hard.
Be honest girls...
and dudes...have you heard this one before? Originally Posted by xspotsthemark
I throw compliments left & right, but I always, always, always mean them.
If you're big, I'm going to tell you, I feel like that vital information.
XSTM - If you did get this word 3 times - in one weekend, well.. just check your PMs.
Ok, well I will break it down for the gents then (big could mean length or girth BTW).That was dead on! But, when she says " (I mean REALLY have wear one, not wear one because your ego tells you that you need to) " she means that. lol.
If you could use a finger cot as a condom, your dick is small.
If a regular sized condom fits comfortably, your dick is average.
If a regular sized condom fits but is snug, your dick is a little above average.
If you have to wear a magnum (I mean REALLY have wear one, not wear one because your ego tells you that you need to) then your dick is big.
If you have to wear a magnum XL (again, REALLY have to wear one) then you have a freaking schlong that will make many women love it and just as many fear it.
If your dick is too big to fit into any type of condom at all, then you need Jesus and should just forget the real world and do porn.
How's that?Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan
- slider
- 10-04-2010, 10:06 AM
A petite Asian woman said, once she saw the little guy (tlg) at full mast “you surprise me!” I asked, why? She said “when I first saw, it looked small! You big!” I took that as a compliment initially, but recognized later she could have been thinking it was likely going to reach 3 inches, and was surprised when it was bigger. Several have said “you are big,” one “you are bigger than my husband,” one “big strong cock,” or more frequently “nice one.” (Says something that I remember all these specific comments doesn’t it.) I usually say “bet you say that to all the boys,” and have heard either “no” or “only if it is true,” or something similar. Have NEVER heard “that is the biggest one I’ve ever seen,” and don’t expect to unless I do something to warrant the 72-virgins-for-you-treatment .“ I recognize those comments are, at best, a way to say something that sounds nice and not be lying. I’ve never been too concerned about it really, especially after comparing tlg to the reported averages, and finding it is a bit longer and thicker than average (thanks Mom and Dad!). By the way, those of you who are data-oriented and like easy to understand charts may find this interesting/helpful:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/the-authentic-womens-penis-size-preference-chart
My first wife described me to one of her friends as “hung,” but that was after the other woman was talking about her husband’s big wang. Since my ex was a nurse, had LOTS of bedroom partners and had previously worked in a massage parlor, I questioned her objectivity, and felt she was just trying to match her friend if she couldn’t one-up her. (Parenthetically, she said too long was not good, as hitting bottom too hard was painful to her ovaries (she equated it to being hit in the nuts)).
My current wife, when we first started dating and having not yet seen tlg, wrapped her fingers around it and said “ummm, you’re big!” I will never forget it, and was happy that she thought so, but also confused. Exactly HOW MANY had she had her hands around to compare it to?? She was a lot younger than me and seemed rather demure and innocent, and wore clothes that masked her hot figure. She was/is cute/adorable, wonderful to relate to, very smart and mature in attitude, but did not seem like a very sexual person. I was thinking she likely had little experience in such matters. Turned out she already had more than twice as many partners as me (my defense was 32 years of monogamy). Further, when recently reminded of the comment several years ago she said “don’t all men want to hear that about their equipment?” Hummmh. What does THAT mean exactly? We need to discuss further what she really thinks.
(Yes, she knows what I sometimes do and likes to hear about my adventures. I am a fortunate and happy fellow the second time around.)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/the-authentic-womens-penis-size-preference-chart
My first wife described me to one of her friends as “hung,” but that was after the other woman was talking about her husband’s big wang. Since my ex was a nurse, had LOTS of bedroom partners and had previously worked in a massage parlor, I questioned her objectivity, and felt she was just trying to match her friend if she couldn’t one-up her. (Parenthetically, she said too long was not good, as hitting bottom too hard was painful to her ovaries (she equated it to being hit in the nuts)).
My current wife, when we first started dating and having not yet seen tlg, wrapped her fingers around it and said “ummm, you’re big!” I will never forget it, and was happy that she thought so, but also confused. Exactly HOW MANY had she had her hands around to compare it to?? She was a lot younger than me and seemed rather demure and innocent, and wore clothes that masked her hot figure. She was/is cute/adorable, wonderful to relate to, very smart and mature in attitude, but did not seem like a very sexual person. I was thinking she likely had little experience in such matters. Turned out she already had more than twice as many partners as me (my defense was 32 years of monogamy). Further, when recently reminded of the comment several years ago she said “don’t all men want to hear that about their equipment?” Hummmh. What does THAT mean exactly? We need to discuss further what she really thinks.
(Yes, she knows what I sometimes do and likes to hear about my adventures. I am a fortunate and happy fellow the second time around.)
- Harley*Jayden
- 10-04-2010, 06:09 PM
Im sure from what some of my friends on here say alot of girls are always compliementing on everything about the guy.. More power to you girls, I cant do all the fake compliments and fake whatever else now.. if you have gotten 3 seperate compliments I think you should just be flattered.. nt big headed lol take it for what it is sweetie a nice gesture to make your day more pleasant 
- Iaintliein
- 10-04-2010, 06:16 PM
Three big dick comments in a weekend.
I guess that could cut both ways depending on exactly what the lady said:
1. Gee I wish you had a big dick.
2. Gee I'll bet you wish you had a big dick.
3. Stop crying, your acting like a big dick.
Regards,
I guess that could cut both ways depending on exactly what the lady said:
1. Gee I wish you had a big dick.
2. Gee I'll bet you wish you had a big dick.
3. Stop crying, your acting like a big dick.
Regards,
- berkleigh
- 10-04-2010, 09:52 PM
- xspotsthemark
- 10-04-2010, 11:23 PM
Fundamentally this is a statistical question. According to the site mentioned above (which I only recently found) I am in the 90+ percentile for length and girth - so I have no complaints.