Sex... Food... Let's go

One time I ate chocolate covered strawberries with a gorgeous blonde and drank champagne with her too. I will never forget how good the rose tasted mixed with the salts of her sexy body. I'd give most anything to lick Cliqout rose off her hot body again......

Anyway I plan to do something similar for the holidays next year. Now I just need to find the right two or three ladies.
Mmmmm. I might get fat now. I just want to eat!
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Fad that started down in Arkansas but never caught on.

Oatmeal Wrestling.

I think Bill liked it.
I want a provider jello or pudding wrestling contest!
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Ok JP you are contestant #1
Hell yeah muffin! Let's do this!
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You are so little that a girl could probably hold your head down in jello and drown you JP.

Don't worry, judge muffin will come to your rescue with his dick out!

"Time out!! Time out!!!, end of round 3, Contestants please report to your corners to blow your coaches!""


M
Lol. I really need to learn to stop drinking things while I read your posts.

But it's the little ones you gotta watch out for!
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<==ya I'll watch out for this little one
Lol stop it. I hate you!
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Lol stop it. I hate you!
Originally Posted by Jillian Price

Ahh the "H" word on V-Day?


I'm sorry. You know you're my muffin!
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I feel like we are in Time Square, New York.

Texting each other on billboards.