Is it penis ADD or something else?

I've said it before, but apparently I need to reiterate: I'm not hurting for business. I would be posting real ads and specials if I were, don't you think? ...

...Not everyone will choose me, and thank fucking god, because I'd rather keep my jaw intact Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Is this the same person?

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...04&postcount=1
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New to Eccie but certainly not a newbie lol. I typically walk very softly and carry a big stick. Originally Posted by Listener
BIG STICK!!!!

I like BIG sticks and humble men it is a great combination in my opinion
Is this the same person?

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...04&postcount=1
Originally Posted by cinnamonshark
Yep. And if you'll look carefully, you'll see that I'm not hurting for business down south, just looking to make the north location worth my while. You can't pick and choose what you want to comment on to make it fit your argument.
I never implied that you were hurting for business but it was you who posted this thread seeking answers as to why guys were canceling your appts. and booking elsewhere. Originally Posted by Listener
Booking elsewhere two months later - THAT was my point.
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  • 02-28-2014, 10:27 PM
BIG STICK!!!!

I like BIG sticks and humble men it is a great combination in my opinion
Originally Posted by Kitty Bunny Fuck

But in your chosen line of work you most often encounter humble sticks & big men, am I right?
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But in your chosen line of work you most often encounter humble sticks & big men, am I right? Originally Posted by Toyz
lol toyz I do!! I do!! I love them all !!!
Booking elsewhere two months later - THAT was my point. Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
Booking with someone else two months, two weeks or two days later is totally irrelevant.

The context of your entire post was why appts. are booking with other ladies and not you after promising to get back to you. My answer applied equally to all of the above time frames.

You are apparently sexy but clearly stubborn and defensive as hell. I wasn't debating with you. I merely respectfully responded to your public cry for answers as to why?

They weren't distracted due to penile ADD. They simply found more tempting options for spending their hard earned money. That doesn't require too much rational deduction.

If every other provider were older, less attractive and more expensive than you I am willing to bet every guy would have called you back. That's all I'm saying.

The same would apply whether your in-call is North or South. When a new, hot, younger (Not necessarily very young) highly competively priced provider hits town nobody cares where her in-call is. They generally only care about her TCB and availability.

I drove from Hays county to North Austin for my last session a few nights ago because of the particular service offered (See review) at a hard to turn down price. She was well worth the drive and she doesn't even consider herself that attractive. Regardless she turned out to be both a talented provider and beautiful person.

At what point does a provider stop blaming the customer for his preference to go elsewhere?

You ask a question and then become highly agitated and defensive with the first sensible response.

I really wasn't focused on how busy you are. That's not my concern. I merely answered your question. What's with the tude? It's really not necessary. I assume you're attractive and talented. I've already stated as much.

The next time you ask a public question perhaps you might be kind enough to tell us what answer you would like to hear in advance. That should help prevent the drama.
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Booking with someone else two months, two weeks or two days later is totally irrelevant.

The context of your entire post was why appts. are booking with other ladies and not you after promising to get back to you. My answer applied equally to all of the above time frames.

You're sexy but clearly stubborn and defensive as hell. I wasn't debating with you. I merely respectfully responded to your public cry for answers as to why?

They weren't distracted due to penile ADD. They simply found more tempting options for spending their hard earned money. That doesn't require too much rational deduction.

If every other provider were older, less attractive and more expensive than you I am willing to bet every guy would have called you back. That's all I'm saying.

The same would apply whether you live North or South. When a new hot, younger (Not necessarily very young) competitively priced provider hits town nobody cares where her incall is.

They generally only care about her TCB and availability. I drove from Hays county to North Austin for my last session because of the particular service offered (See review) at a hard to turn down price. She was well worth the drive and she doesn't even consider herself attractive.

At what point does a provider stop blaming the customer for his preference to go elsewhere?

You ask a question and then become highly agitated and defensive with the first sensible response.

I really wasn't focused on how busy you are. That's not my concern. I merely answered your question. What's with the tude? It's really not necessary. I assume you're attractive and talented. I've already stated as much.

The next time you ask a public question perhaps you might be kind enough to tell us what answer you would like to hear in advance. That should help prevent the drama. Originally Posted by Listener


SWEET BABY JESUS your sexy as hell I love the way you handled this!!!

So so so sexy

Gahhhhh I just wanna kiss ya




SWEET BABY JESUS your sexy as hell I love the way you handled this!!!

So so so sexy

Gahhhhh I just wanna kiss ya




Originally Posted by Kitty Bunny Fuck
Well thank you KBF. Based upon your awesome reviews I'm going to have to keep that in mind for one of my future sessions. Clearly I'm going to have to pop the vitamins and get plenty of rest ahead of time.

You're a sweetheart.
1. Booking with someone else two months, two weeks or two days later is totally irrelevant.

2. The next time you ask a public question perhaps you might be kind enough to tell us what answer you would like to hear in advance. That should help prevent the drama. Originally Posted by Listener
I numbered the bits I wanted to respond to - I hope you don't mind.

1. It is perfectly relevant - I'm talking about the guys who were really excited to see me, and then forgot about me two months later. Yes, because they logged in again and something shiny caught their attention. How do I keep their attention?

2. I literally laughed my ass off - that was some funny shit!
Yep. And if you'll look carefully, you'll see that I'm not hurting for business down south, just looking to make the north location worth my while. You can't pick and choose what you want to comment on to make it fit your argument. Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Okay, sorry. I'll go sit quietly in the "Cheap Bastard" corner and keep my mouth shut now.
I once ran a cheap bastard ad. They thought it was hilarious and so did I!!!

Sl, can you hook me up with your shirt guy?

I wanna have a cheap bastard day and make t-shirts or hats for the bargain boys.

Thinking. Yes!! Brilliant!! Fanfucking tastico!!
I once ran a cheap bastard ad. They thought it was hilarious and so did I!!!

Sl, can you hook me up with your shirt guy?

I wanna have a cheap bastard day and make t-shirts or hats for the bargain boys.

Thinking. Yes!! Brilliant!! Fanfucking tastico!! Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
OMFG, I've got it!! We each make t-shirts: 1) "Scarlett's Cheap Bastard" and 2) "Claire's Cheap Bastard." Then we have a cheap bastard day (200/hr, 100/hhr) and run them through our revolving door, giving away t-shirts to each cheap bastard. Whoever wins gets a spa day paid for by the loser - or we do a spa day together with the loser picking up the tab. THEN we wait a month or however long and have another contest to see how many homeless dudes we spot wearing our t-shirt! Brilliant!

Make enough cash to pay for spa day for two + clothe the homeless = win/win!

Hey SL, want to donate some t-shirts?!
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But the question is out there ...

Are you hurting for Business?
OMFG, I've got it!! We each make t-shirts: 1) "Scarlett's Cheap Bastard" and 2) "Claire's Cheap Bastard." Then we have a cheap bastard day (200/hr, 100/hhr) and run them through our revolving door, giving away t-shirts to each cheap bastard. Whoever wins gets a spa day paid for by the loser - or we do a spa day together with the loser picking up the tab. THEN we wait a month or however long and have another contest to see how many homeless dudes we spot wearing our t-shirt! Brilliant!

Make enough cash to pay for spa day for two + clothe the homeless = win/win!

Hey SL, want to donate some t-shirts?! Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
So now gentlemen who budget $200 hr or $100 hh are cheap bastards and losers.

Duly noted.

My impression of you has dramatically changed with this post so I shall move on wishing you the very best of luck with that attitude.

Just for the record at this point I wouldn't book either of you for free.

I don't hobby for deals. I do so because I enjoy the company but can only budget so much a month toward the luxury.

If I don't feel I would like the company I don't waste my time for any fee.

Fortunately as stated earlier there are endless options of beautiful, more rational and flat out nicer providers available.

BTW neither charging more or less equates to lower volume. If you could do more appts. per day at $300 I'm sure you would.

Besides who am I to judge a providers volume as long as she keeps herself clean and fresh for me? I really don't care what her "real" volume is.