MQT: The Movie Quote Trivia Game

ZOMBIELAND

with all this accumulated knowledge. when will these dummies learn how to use a doorknob Originally Posted by geniusman

SUPERMAN II

"I'd piss on a spark plug, if I thought it would help."

SUPERMAN II

"I'd piss on a spark plug, if I thought it would help." Originally Posted by ANONONE

WarGames

"I'd like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, and I realised that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you humans do not. Instead you multiply, and multiply, until every resource is consumed. The only way for you to survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern... a virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer on this planet, you are a plague, and we... are the cure."

WarGames

"I'd like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, and I realised that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you humans do not. Instead you multiply, and multiply, until every resource is consumed. The only way for you to survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern... a virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer on this planet, you are a plague, and we... are the cure." Originally Posted by Bigguy006

Matrix Reloaded

"Because when you're a call girl, you control it, that's why. Because someone wants you...and for an hour...I'm the best actress in the world."

PRETTY WOMAN?


Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed.

PRETTY WOMAN?


Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed.
Originally Posted by luxury daphne

Opps...sorry, no...Jane Fonda's character in a 1971 film

KLUTE

Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed.

KLUTE

Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed. Originally Posted by luxury daphne

DISTURBING BEHAVIOR

"Is it the way they smell? The sweet smell of their perfume... , of their hair? The aroma of fresh flowers... , and all that other stuff that hasn't been fucked up by late nights and a lot 'a bad food? Is it their gestures... , and the way they move? The way their body still holds on to some semblance of self-respect and... , and dignity? When they wrap their beautiful legs around you - tight, holding on - looking at you... , you looking at them. It's just... Or is it whatever comes out of their cute little mouths? All those questions, all that wondering that... It's just, you know, you... They got their whole lives ahead of them, you know? And you've wasted half of yours away. Damn. What is it?"

EXOTICA

: Okay, settle down, prostitutes. Now, understand that you each get twenty dollars, and this requires no sex, no sex at all, regardless of what this character tells you.

EXOTICA

: Okay, settle down, prostitutes. Now, understand that you each get twenty dollars, and this requires no sex, no sex at all, regardless of what this character tells you.


Originally Posted by luxury daphne

DIRTY WORK

If you grew up anywhere in Texas, you knew at an early age they was selling somethin' out there - and it wasn't poultry!

Hint: Dolly Parton

DIRTY WORK

If you grew up anywhere in Texas, you knew at an early age they was selling somethin' out there - and it wasn't poultry! Originally Posted by ANONONE

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Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!

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Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!

Originally Posted by robs38

KNOCKED UP

"You better shut your mouth or I'm gonna fuck it."

KNOCKED UP

"You better shut your mouth or I'm gonna fuck it." Originally Posted by ANONONE

Zack and Miri Make a Porno.


"My Turn."

Zack and Miri Make a Porno.


"My Turn." Originally Posted by Mokoa

Matrix?

Matrix? Originally Posted by ANONONE

Incorrect.