When will sexymaid69 start collecting her social secuirty?

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The best thing about dating a homeless girl is you can drop her off anywhere. Originally Posted by FFH
You stole that from Tits
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I think Tits stole that off of FFH!
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  • FFH
  • 11-04-2014, 11:53 PM
Haha, I don't remember where I'd heard it. I don't even know why I remember this shit anyway
the only difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick is
A hockey player takes a shower after three periods. Originally Posted by FFH

Funny chit!

I just shot skittles out of my nose, thancks FFH! Originally Posted by amishgangster
I'd almost pay to see that.
almost........


Happy Hour today.... Originally Posted by Paulwantsya
How was it? and where was my invite? hmmmmm?


My apologies... Originally Posted by FFH
An apology on eccie?

I think I felt the Earths rotation stop for just a second..





PS
Happy Humpday!
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Is that Devo pushing Chesty?

Nice shoes!
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That is the army's new fighting vehicle, to be use only in moosuluumm urban areas. Those goat fuckers.
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  • cabot
  • 11-07-2014, 08:17 AM
Really? Wait, why is the goat wearing heels?
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Or were you thinking more
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  • FFH
  • 11-07-2014, 07:18 PM
the Mafia and a vagina have something in common

One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Fact.

I never,
repeat never want to meet the person who would wear those goat shoes.
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Fact.

I never,
repeat never want to meet the person who would wear those goat shoes. Originally Posted by sexymaid_69
I met him Thursday night, I thought his name was "Pidgeon" at the time, then later I heard it was "Legend"...well he might not wear them, but he would certainly buy them
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  • cabot
  • 11-08-2014, 10:21 PM
Remember the old Muslim desert proverb: “For children, a woman. For pleasure, a boy. But for shear ecstasy, . . . a goat”.
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Remember the old Muslim desert proverb: “For children, a woman. For pleasure, a boy. But for shear ecstasy, . . . a goat”. Originally Posted by cabot
Cabot, were you in the French Foreign Legion or a Turkish prison?