Is WakeUp the Coolest guy on Eccie??

First off, this nice blonde lady isn't from Essex, Originally Posted by Valerie

remember i have an excellent memory, and I know very well you are from Essex, and that is east of Stratford, I try not to venture into those parts but may be there next Sunday for a 10k.

Anyway, why do you assume Essex is an insult? Feeling protective?

I went to Essex once. It was shut.

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

Note - in modern parlance "protest" in this context often means a denial, in Shakespeare's time to "protest" meant to "vow" or "declare solemnly", and thus the phrase referred to a positive affirmation.

I am very happy Valerie is open. Makes a change from her husband who doesn't fuck minorities.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=784267

Oh stop being such a lesbian simpy because I think your poll is pathetic... Or various polls for that matter... Originally Posted by Valerie

Lesbian is fitting I guess cause I love Vagina and was Born with pretty impressive Strap-on


I did enjoy ur vid tho ur a convincing woman. U should audition for a rated r film.

WU has 6 cool votes? LoL


WU are u stuffing the Ballot? Are u getting bums from the bus station to sign up on here to Vote?

No need...my followers do as they will...

No need...my followers do as they will... Originally Posted by Wakeup

You mean all two of them?

WU has 6 cool votes? LoL


WU are u stuffing the Ballot? Are u getting bums from the bus station to sign up on here to Vote? Originally Posted by maineblame

Whats next? Gonna start a thread criticizing democratic process?

You mean all two of them? Originally Posted by essence

I have no idea how many of them there are...I don't choose them, I don't acknowledge them, and I don't need them...they're there nonetheless...

What does that say to you?

As I said before...I got what I wanted the second the Submit button was hit on this poll...I jack off to the attention you haters give me...so please, carry on...

I have no idea how many of them there are...I don't choose them, I don't acknowledge them, and I don't need them...they're there nonetheless...

What does that say to you?

As I said before...I got what I wanted the second the Submit button was hit on this poll...I jack off to the attention you haters give me...so please, carry on... Originally Posted by Wakeup

There you have it folks.. WakeUp wacks off to drama and not porn. that makes him a "DramaSexual" he can only get off when there is a lot of drama happening.

Explains why his 4 reviews are of food places and not sessions with escorts...

Yep...that explains it all...you're absolutely right.

What else you got?

I jack off to the attention you haters give me...so please, carry on... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Heh

You revel in even bad publicity ? I'm gonna call u Kim. Kardash if so lol

Do u have a Hey look at me complex? That is the sign of a lonely mofo.

You revel in even bad publicity ? I'm gonna call u Kim. Kardash if so lol

Do u have a Hey look at me complex? That is the sign of a lonely mofo. Originally Posted by maineblame

You may have just described yourself.

You may have just described yourself. Originally Posted by Slitlikr

Why because I post ? U have 6x the amount ! LoL

Is it because I try and engage fellow hobbyist ? Cause u just did with ur post to me

Please elaborate

Why because I post ? U have 6x the amount ! LoL

Is it because I try and engage fellow hobbyist ? Cause u just did with ur post to me

Please elaborate Originally Posted by maineblame

Your 2 recent "Look at me!, look at me!", threads are self explanatory.

My post was because I was curious as to way so many Asshats love to troll instead of enjoying the cool ppl on this board


2nd post was a poll because WakeUp claimed he was"The Coolest"(hold on I'm chuckling ) cool kid here.

So how are those a look at me? Man ur rich with assumptions