HEY could you pick me up a Red Bull, Pack of Marlboro Lights and some condoms?

I could't have said it better. And your statment is especially true it the guy is a bit smaller then average. I try to have some large condoms on hand, but it really is hard to find smaller ones.


One cotton picking minute here..I'd like to present an idea that seems so clear to me but seems very taboo to everyone else. On the subject of condoms: I agree that providers should carry their own supply at all time, although I've been guilty of not being prepared and having to drive to the store last minute and ending up arriving late.

Now please take into consideration that ALL men are created DIFFERENT. This being said, unless you are of average girth, no shorter than 5in and no longer than 7in I STRONGLY feel you should bring your own. lets face it fellas, one size really doesn't fit all. If regular, common condoms like lifestyles or trojans don't fit securely, snug, but not tight over your ENTIRE shaft, our session will suffer because of it. If I have to keep pulling on it to stay on, am worried about it coming off, fits too tightly, is too stretched, or I'm worried about it breaking, I will not be entirely focused on you. Furthermore, I won't let myself get too excited or rough (I'm known to be..enthusiastic.) for fear of the damned thing coming off.

You know your johnson more than anyone else, and certainly more than your provider. Apply active thinking and bring the right tools to facilitate an expert experience. There are a WIDE range of choices and options to best suite your individual intimate needs. If you are progressive enough to be active in this hobby, you are brave enough to stand in front of the condom racks in walmart (best variety and selection from my experience) and choose what would work best for YOU.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Originally Posted by DreamGirlRosy
gimme_that's Avatar
I usually do outcall overnights. So at a minimum ill have a toothbrush for them, a tongue brush, a tongue scrapper, some toothpaste, and mouthwash. Ladies never use the tongue brush or the scrapper though....so I usually just keep those myself.

I mostly have bottled water and orange, pineapple, or any type of sweet juice. Ladies usually drink the water and cranberry juice mostly.

I think its good if your hosting to have some refreshments close by. I once heard of a lady who had blood sugar issues and went totally ballistic in session sometimes if she didn't eat right then. She had rave reviews with no mention of it........But I have been in situations where fairly young ladies had similar issues. So I try to stay prepared.

I try to get a fruit and a meat and cheese tray as well, but I make sure never to open the seal until she arrives. A lot of ladies want to see visually its safe before eating. But I also notice most petite ladys don't eat much, and I hatde to waste food....even on dinner dates. This is definitely a ymmv thing, Id rather see a lady who like to eat and isn't worried what he thighs will look like tomorrow.

I don't drink alcohol much, in fact in the most minimal amounts it kills my libido, but I will damn sure offer to buy them a drink if I feel it may add to the session. I won't tip with money usually (haven't yet), but I will definitely buy a drink if she asked for it, usually its a win situation for me bacause they get more freakey......and hopefully not sleepy.

The problem with ladies drinking on outcalls though, they don't grasp or understand why I don't or won't drink.....even with the bottle sealed ladies are very careful to make sure I get "offered" a sip from there glass, or have a little with them. Ladies usually like hard drinks like patron, ciroc, or vodka. So I tell them ahead of time I won't have any.....but I always get the "suspect" facial expression as she's taking a sip......

I think the biggest thing I will bring myself is condoms and lube. The lube is a one time use but most ladies don't need it. The reason I bring my own is because some ladies are the ultimate "go green" conservers and will keep using that same tube of lube with the same hand for several guys.....sometimes in between session. When I saw a pubic hair on the inside cap of a ladies lube I was digusted and told myself to just have it on nightstand. Ill usually ask ahead of time so she's prepared with a mutual favorite. Nothing worse than finding out she likes the "warming lube" and it proceeds to burn all of your nether regions.....making for a bad night.

I also bring my own condoms. I prefer magnums and most other always pop with me. But more than just a preference.......some ladies are cheeky, cheap, and stingy with the condoms when I want to change them frequently. I usually change condoms when I change positions, have been having sex past 15 minutes, if she gets too wet, or when I precum so nothing has a chance to leak out.

I like going into an appointment knowing I took all precautions to protect myself.
gimme_that's Avatar
I do think that ladies need to have a better assortment of condoms for the incallers. Some of them can't carry or purchase condoms due to discretion and possible laundry pocket searches at home. I like to protect myself and bring my own, but I'm sure there plenty clientel who would prefer not to carry those if they get caught. I think also legally (I'm not sure) him carrying condoms shows intent if it was a bust...
69er's Avatar
  • 69er
  • 01-18-2012, 02:22 PM
I've had a wide variety of requests...

Condom's, soda of various sorts, specific wines, etc. The common denominator has been, that in each instance, the lady took the item as I walked through the door, without so much as a Thankyou, and of course they didn't offer to cover the cost either.

The big winner was a lady that 15 minutes prior to the session asks me to bring condoms. I said not a problem, and pulled them from my In Case of Emergency supply, luckily I was only a couple minutes away from my supply. I manage to show up on time, call, and then get to sit for 15 minutes. I get a call and she tells me she's having phone problems, and it will be 15 more minutes. This worries me, as if she is having phone problems, how am I assured she's going to reach me in 15 minutes. She's confused by this... so I wait. I get the call, and she informs me that she's hungry. I ask if she's still having phone problems, to which I get "What phone problems?" I tell her I'll grab her something downstairs at the hotel, and she responds, "No... I want Taco Bell", in a very snooty voice. To which I reply that I was also looking for some Taco, but I'm sick of the run around, so we're just both going to be disapointed today! I can only hope she was as pissed off at that point as I was.
I could't have said it better. And your statment is especially true it the guy is a bit smaller then average. I try to have some large condoms on hand, but it really is hard to find smaller ones. Originally Posted by Jessie_Jane
Lifestyles now has a "snugger fit" series!! It's great to be able to enjoy the events and not be preoccupied with safety.
I do think that ladies need to have a better assortment of condoms for the incallers. Some of them can't carry or purchase condoms due to discretion and possible laundry pocket searches at home. I like to protect myself and bring my own, but I'm sure there plenty clientel who would prefer not to carry those if they get caught. I think also legally (I'm not sure) him carrying condoms shows intent if it was a bust... Originally Posted by gimme_that
That just goes to show that I can be narrow minded too! I hadn't even thought about the gents who are under strict supervision.. In that case, I'd say you should at least be brazen enough to communicate the special need so your provider can supply the proper tools. I personally do not keep a stock of condoms and will never do so; they are quite tempered and deteriorate easily if in a purse pocket book, wallet, car, or anywhere like that as well as just with time. I never know when I'll need them, and even if I have them I'd have to carry the entire assortment with me. A little bit of honest communication and I'd be more than happy to go pick up a custom fit!! I mean, I'm going to find out soooooner or later
DarkS's Avatar
  • DarkS
  • 01-18-2012, 03:03 PM
I was asked once to bring her a sandwich from subway
tonytiger4u's Avatar
You people are freakin hilarious! I tell ya, it's like watching tv without commercials.
I could't have said it better. And your statment is especially true it the guy is a bit smaller then average. I try to have some large condoms on hand, but it really is hard to find smaller ones. Originally Posted by Jessie_Jane
How about carrying a box of these for guys like me?
Attached Images File Type: jpg finger.jpg (44.6 KB, 95 views)
Lifestyles now has a "snugger fit" series!! It's great to be able to enjoy the events and not be preoccupied with safety. Originally Posted by DreamGirlRosy
To me, it is important to carry all sizes (regular, magnums, magnums xl, snugglers) BUT I do have a few clients who snugglers are too big for them. To me, they should buy their own condoms as they have to be specially made (if they cannot have them shipped to their home - they can have them shipped to their ATF).
I was touring and changing hotels after an appointment. My client offered to take me, so I offered a discount - he didn't take it.

Well, what should have taken 15-20 minutes took 90 minutes due to an accident. I felt horrible and offered to pay him - he declined. What a sweetheart!!!
pyramider's Avatar
Because you eat Doritos. Originally Posted by JDNorthface
Hey, Doritos are an even month treat. Cheetos are the odd month favorite.

Ladies . . . please take note of the above scheduling.
Still Looking's Avatar
I could't have said it better. And your statment is especially true it the guy is a bit smaller then average. I try to have some large condoms on hand, but it really is hard to find smaller ones. Originally Posted by Jessie_Jane
If you ever want to really have some fun, go to your local Walgreen's and you'll usually find a girl behind the pharmacy counter. Lean over and quietly ask if someone can help you with the condoms! Not a pharmacist job so they will usiallu come out and help you. Then ask what’s the biggest ones you got? Watch the look on their face. Then when they think they know, say those were the ones I bought last time! I don't want those, I need really small ones! So then they will try to figure that out. Once they do, ask if they have a bathroom? I taught that bitch not to ask if I need to talk to the pharmacist about my fucking Viagra in front of 5 people! LOL

pyramider's Avatar
Nicely played.
I taught that bitch not to ask if I need to talk to the pharmacist about my fucking Viagra in front of 5 people! LOL
Originally Posted by Still Looking
I use a mail order pharmacy. Never happens.