Speaking of wacking off....

I think I started experimenting later then everyone here. Hell how the heck do you remember what you did at 2, let alone know that you started to playing with yourself.

I don't think I really started to play with it but lightly till I was 10. I think wet dreams came slowly around 11-12. Somehow I was sheltered sexually and didn't understand masturbation till 13. Even then I failed at lubrication. Found myself stroking till I was raw and still didn't come. Not good . First time I came I used an old soft shirt and used it like a buffing towel when you polish your shoes. Then I discovered after reading...lube, natural and synthetic. Rejoice!

I just hope wacking off is a right that is insured in the new health care bill.

I think I started experimenting later then everyone here. Hell how the heck do you remember what you did at 2, let alone know that you started to playing with yourself.

I don't think I really started to play with it but lightly till I was 10. I think wet dreams came slowly around 11-12. Somehow I was sheltered sexually and didn't understand masturbation till 13. Even then I failed at lubrication. Found myself stroking till I was raw and still didn't come. Not good . First time I came I used an old soft shirt and used it like a buffing towel when you polish your shoes. Then I discovered after reading...lube, natural and synthetic. Rejoice! Originally Posted by xperiment

Were you home-schooled?

BTW, I suspect Moms across America know when their kids started jerking off based upon the "surprises" they find in the laundry like your shirt

I just hope wacking off is a right that is insured in the new health care bill.




Originally Posted by WTF

It is. It is occurring on the House floor as I write.

It is. It is occurring on the House floor as I write. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

What no link to video coverage by your expert

What no link to video coverage by your expert Originally Posted by atlcomedy

I am THE expert on wacking off! I refuse to provide that video. I have to draw the line somewhere.

I am THE expert on wacking off! I refuse to provide that video. I have to draw the line somewhere.





Originally Posted by WTF

Maybe it is available for purchase?

I can not be bought. I do it for love, not money.

I can not be bought. I do it for love, not money. Originally Posted by WTF

And this is the exact reason why your Aggie Vet buddy hangs with you.

I just hope wacking off is a right that is insured in the new health care bill.




Originally Posted by WTF

Pre-existing condition, no?????

I just hope wacking off is a right that is insured in the new health care bill.

Originally Posted by WTF

Good news: It is covered.

Bad news: You arent going to like who does it.

Good news: It is covered.

Bad news: You arent going to like who does it. Originally Posted by pjorourke

Bingo!!!!

I believe it is called "A Frank Consultation"

Unlike other measures of the bill it is effective ASAP

I am THE expert on wacking off! I refuse to provide that video. I have to draw the line somewhere. Originally Posted by WTF

Too bad. Could have billed it as a remake of "Get Shorty".