Does the hobby vernacular ever sneak into your RL?

I work with hospitals all over the country. There was a voice mail this morning from my contact at New Milford Hospital in Connecticut that showed up on the Caller ID as "NEW MILF." You can bet I checked that message first!!

I work with hospitals all over the country. There was a voice mail this morning from my contact at New Milford Hospital in Connecticut that showed up on the Caller ID as "NEW MILF." You can bet I checked that message first!! Originally Posted by PDid

Hahahahaha!!! That was fucking hilarious!!!

Ha!

I was having a conversation about the weather and I said "Well, the beaver saw his shadow a few weeks ago so we are supposed to get six more weeks of winter."

I forgot it was a groundhog... Not a beaver.

The little groundhog is so cute.

On 'doubles' tennis.

Back in the college days, I dated a girl whose roommate had a serious boyfriend. We all played tennis and wound up having a regular doubles match at the university gym. Well, we played late one weekend night and, for whatever reason, whomever was in charge of the facility failed to check the tennis court before turning out the lights. So out they went and there we were.

We could have exited the building, but it had long been plain that the other couple had been banging each other forever. We'd all worked up a sweat, and there was just enough illumination from the emergency lights to see minimally. The two women exchanged glances, and before I knew it some wrestling mats from the sidelines had been dragged onto the court; my girl and I were doing it on one side of the net & the other two were volleying madly on the other side. I can still see him erupting over her torso. I did ok for myself as well.

Alas, we left after everyone had gotten their jollies, kinky possibilities unexplored. It was a simpler age.

Staff edit JJ. Spam.

Staff Edit JJ. Spam.

I asked a non-hobby friend of mine if she wanted to meet up for a quickie to catch up on how each other's 2014 had been going.

Shortly after getting into the hobby last year, A young, pretty subordinate of mine came into my office and told me she needed to head to her BLS class. It took me a minute to figure out she was going to the Basic Life Support course. I was smiling the rest of the day.

Shortly after getting into the hobby last year, A young, pretty subordinate of mine came into my office and told me she needed to head to her BLS class. It took me a minute to figure out she was going to the Basic Life Support course. I was smiling the rest of the day. Originally Posted by hagetaga34

It's a pretty obvious one but still, who can't crack a smile when they hear Aspen Dental declare that "Your mouth is our mission"?

I was at sprint the other day to get my holder for my phone replaced and the rep asked for my account info I told him and then he asked for my pin number or my favorite "Hobby" I swear I almost bust out laughing.

This is more of a porn reference-but I giggle my ass off when I see an ATM machine.

I was on the way to a business meeting when a couple license plates read out DFK and BJ. Think someone mentioned plates, but I remembered the thread after I saw that!

Just now...

At steakhouse: "Sorry, we are fully booked until 10pm, but we offer Full Service at the bar..."

I almost lost it.