Dont Answer the Question

guest2820's Avatar
I prefer 911 over P411 ( hope you get my answer)

Is MAMimum thrust available this weekend?
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
When a window of opportunity appears, I don't pull down the shades

Don't ya hate it when ya get sidetracked by phone calls?
guest2820's Avatar
No in-fact her mama's call!!

Is that window big enough for US?
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...Is that window big enough for US? Originally Posted by guest2820
Warped watermelons wobble wildly where wily weasels wend walnut widgets.

What are your feelings about alliteration?
St.Mateo's Avatar
Just flick your bic.

If Reese has 4 apples
and Max has 3 oranges
then how many bananas does
The Chainsaw Anthropologist have?
Guest021213's Avatar
None, I have them all LOL

What can I do so you love me? ladies?
ka $$ CHING!

Why does my dog stare at me?
cheatercheater's Avatar
All males and some females have fixation complexes.

Need another dog?
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...Need another dog? Originally Posted by cheatercheater
For new cars, I recommend 5W20.

Why is no points in tennis called "love"? 30-0 = (Thirty to love)
For new cars, I recommend 5W20.

Why is no points in tennis called "love"? 30-0 = (Thirty to love)
 Originally Posted by Chainsaw Anthropologist
Because you still have Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters.

Do I really need to apply that much lubrication?
cheatercheater's Avatar
Your answer is on boob tube.com


Why do women fake orgasm and then still want more?
Because the sun didn't rise high enough.

Why can't men read instruction manuals?
St.Mateo's Avatar
Because the have kalidescope eyes


Can you really trust your car to the man in the star? The Texaco Star?
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...Can you really trust your car to the man in the star? The Texaco Star? Originally Posted by St.Mateo
If Uncle Miltie says it's OK, go for it.


(The Big, Bright Texaco Star)

Who was the Cisco Kid's sidekick?
airlineguy12's Avatar
Lady GaGa


Andy are you goofing on Elvis?