Im Hiring a Male Escort

I would say get this guy but he is only doing incalls in the Austin Texas area at the moment.
http://austin.backpage.com/MaleEscor...-it-27/7439628
This is funny, as I am most guys on eccie would love to get paid to be an escort for female clients. My rates would fluctuate proportionally to the need to be an actor. I would only charge 100ph for hot clients, and charge 300ph if I have to fake orgasms. ?? Wait, is that what seperates an hdh, acting ability?
OK sooo I have decided on a guy. He is HOT, looks like Bruce Willis(a fantasy of mine) and he is a guy I met from this site. Yeppers, George Spelvin will be keeping me company on my Bday. Ladies this guy is gigolo material. Ill be sure to write a review too!
Fast Gunn's Avatar
Well, since you asked, I think you're completely insane to blow 3 grand for some dick.

. . . What happened to the 28 yr old fireman you said couldn't wait to jump your bones?






For my birthday I have decided to hire a male escort. Ive got him picked out and Im in the screening process right now. Im ready to be on the receiving end where its all about ME! Im going to spend about 3k for 24 hours.

How many ladies would do this? Guys what ya think? Ive been dying to try it, I want to see what the thrill is about and have him cater to all of my needs--which doesnt happen in personal relationships. Im totally stoked! Originally Posted by kymberlane
He(the fireman) kept opening his mouth and talking, ruined the moment. "Dumbass" is not an attractive quality to me lol. And by the way, the chances of me paying for dick is, well, not ever happening. "Dick is Free" in the words of Chris Rock.
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If he was going to use his mouth I should think there were a number of better uses than talking. lol
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As many girls on here can attest, sometimes when I'm not stunt-cocking on film, I do provide also. Male escorting is extremely profitable, and has key differences from female providing. For one, typically sex is an afterthought for most of my clients. Yes, some do want to be powerfucked to all hell and back, but most want armcandy and someone to cuddle with and listen to them. I'm south american, so of course I get poolboy requests and 'lovemaking' sessions, but as I said 99% of my clientele just want someone to make them happy and leave. They go home to their husbands happy and thankful for their family lives.
So to say "paying for dick" is a gross misrepresentation of what Kimberly is getting. It'll be a good time (hopefully, BP is always a crapshoot) and probably a session where she can relax and say "bitch im paying YOU, so YOU do the work!".
Enjoy, Kimberly! But if you want my 2 cents, dont go for backpage!! And happy bday
Ummm Im not going on backpage to find one. The men that advertise there look either very unhealthy, or its some brutha--that aint happening(no offense but Im into white guys). Plus its a risk. I only offer massage in the provider realm, so for me to engage in more I have to KNOW the guy is safe, clean, etc. I have a main squeeze in my personal life, just at times I want to get some strange. However, strange can be skeery ya know. And if you read my post today, I have met a hobby guy from here that would fit the bill for me. Im sure he is watching lol, I told him I was going to promote him as a gigolo today.
but he kept talking...I think he had mistaken me for some of the local cougars in desperate need. If he only knew, lol

If he was going to use his mouth I should think there were a number of better uses than talking. lol Originally Posted by Bigh1955
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Well hell, that's not really a serious problem to overcome!

. . . Have you tried duct tape?