casting call....

How about JACK Lemmon as Chizzy instead?

How about JACK Lemmon as Chizzy instead? Originally Posted by amishgangster

How abouy Gene Simmons??????

How abouy Gene Simmons??????

Originally Posted by OMGitsHuge

much better, although my tongue doesnt match up as well

How about Richard Simmons

It would have to be the old Richard.

It would have to be the old Richard.

Originally Posted by OMGitsHuge

Done, we'll just have him walk around in the backround carrying chocolates

Done, we'll just have him walk around in the backround carrying chocolates Originally Posted by amishgangster

do not piss off an old fuck amish................we have ways of dealing with young punks

chesty and I will have to bitch slap you around one day

do not piss off an old fuck amish................we have ways of dealing with young punks

chesty and I will have to bitch slap you around one day Originally Posted by chizzy

That would be one of the best scenes in the whole movie!

do not piss off an old fuck amish................we have ways of dealing with young punks

chesty and I will have to bitch slap you around one day Originally Posted by chizzy

I think that would probably turn chesty on. BTW anyone checked his life alert account lately? He's been MIA for a while now...

I been checking all hospitals, VA homes, Applebee's on the East coast. Nothing......

I see amish played by jack nicholson....circa the shining....all wide eyed an lunatic looking....
bambino by billy idol....eagle horse by a better spoken much more literate sly stallone....
I would be played by ziggy marley since bob can't make it....

I vote for the Steve from the I don't I've a fuck video to play stevepar

You want some of this bitch?

Bernie from Weekend at Bernies (the dead version) as Stevepar.

I'm more of a "Rock" type guy, or Hulk with hair, as he did his friends wife, I was the stunt double. My horse still won't come out of his stall........well a picture is worth a thousand words. Do you smell bacon?

Speaking as one who has met a few of you let me try my hand and pick some players for the film.

Stevepar should be played by Gary Busey

Amishgangsters personality could only be captured by Andy Dick

BSr would best be represented by Rowan Atkinson.

Bambino of course would be portrayed by The Arnold

Eaglehorse of course could be portrayed by no one else but Mr. Clint Eastwood

Pistolero…. never met him…...lemme just guess….. Steve Buscemi.

Stig would have to be played by Donald Trump, ( I know, not an actor but just as fluffy )
Diller would play himself.

Chizzy would be played by John Wayne because he didn’t give a fuck either.
( I know, he’s dead but I can’t find a living actor as old as chizzy )

And.
If I am to be represented can I request Melissa McCartney play me?
I think she fits me.