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I WILL SOOO BUY YA ANOTHER.. ANNIE LOL P.S AS LONG AS TAYLOR LOVE DOES NOT TAKE ME FROM YOU...LOL THAT GROSS BITCH..(CC'S WILL NEVER FORGIVE.. DO NOT ASK FOR REFS..IM SAYING NO ) xxoo annie Originally Posted by annie@christophers



Annie do you harbor bad feelings about Taylor Love?
You can always go get a cup of coffee when she opens her shop then kiss and makeup......oh wait when is the shop going to be open?
Just don't piss on his rug. Originally Posted by pornodave69

You think the carpet pissers did this?
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It really tied the room together.
...I mean his wife goes out and owes money and they pee on my rug.
Hey now...I've had 30+ Squirting O's in a 24-hour period.
#True Story
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You think the carpet pissers did this? Originally Posted by The Big Lebowski
It really tied the room together. Originally Posted by giantbourbon
...I mean his wife goes out and owes money and they pee on my rug. Originally Posted by The Big Lebowski
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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Hey now...I've had 30+ Squirting O's in a 24-hour period.
#True Story Originally Posted by LisaLyonz
Now that is an all out fucknfest!
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Hey now...I've had 30+ Squirting O's in a 24-hour period.
#True Story Originally Posted by LisaLyonz
WOW
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Very interesting, now i am not defending him but some of the girls i have seen have pulled one out on me and i will tell them wait sugar i brought my own. Originally Posted by lat
I would say I'm a tad under average. But I bet I have just as much fun with it as these the guys with the monster cocks.
No.

Some do (maybe ... I don't know).

But you are stereotyping the whole herd and that's never going to give you an accurate picture of things. And it's pretty important to have an accurate picture of things ... or at least have a knowledge of what aspects of the problem you have knowledge of ... and which aspects you don't.

Be quite frank ... some of us guys never really think about how big our dicks are. When I was a kid in my twenties I used to question it but not now that I'm in my 50's. If occasionally a girl complains that it hurts and asks me to shift position ... I think it's big enough.

As far as being desirable - I'm no Brad Pitt ... but I don't have any problems getting "free" women. I'm not just saying that either - I frequently have problems with women getting on my "six" and then it's hard for me shake them because it's hard for me to turn down women. I'm addicted to women. I'd rather spend time with a woman at a coffee shop just talking than to spend any kind of time with men ... regardless the reason (not even golf, bowling, poker - you name it).

So why would I PAY a woman?

Because ESCORTS understand men like me better than "free" women. I honestly feel more "camaraderie" with escorts than I do free women. Why? Because you girls are kinked-up fucks ... just like me. We're two sides of a symbiotic coin and we were meant to be together. I meet a free girl - I really can't tell her what's in my head because she'll go running for the hills. I can tell one of y'all and you'll just look at me and say ... "Well, that's not bad at all Arv!" Some of you will even come up with your own kinked-up ideas and float them to me and I get excited by that. Originally Posted by Arverni
I get this. Well said. Its freedom
oh AND

1) Chachel has the best I've NEVER seen. I aim to fix that one day. Even if they are presented "covered service"

2) I love my dick. Its big enough for me to cum (almost) every time. Don't we ALL feel that way? I seldom hear laughter...... seldom.
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It's funny to me like seeing a 5"2" guy getting out of a super wheeled Ford 350.. It's just hilarious. Originally Posted by Bigpapa1
OHHH-KAYYY--as my much-loved & late father used to say: "NOW you done quit preachin' & gone to MEDDLIN'..." LOL: I'm that guy you're laughing at. To be fair: I never "would of" (sorry Dave, harkening back to an earlier "what-pisses-you-off-grammar-thread") bought an F350 on my own--it was a work truck I didn't pay for. I used to own an Explorer & loved it (got it from my short li'l Pop in a complicated title-swap back home). I had a girl ask, "Why don't you get an F150 instead?" I told her anything bigger, given how short I was, and people would automatically assume I was "compensating" if they weren't already. Last thing I need is people making more assumptions about me when they see me get out of a vehicle. Wish I'd gotten another "Exploder"--the only stereotype I'd have to put up w/is angry environmentalists screaming about "America's love-affair w/the automobile" & squandering Our Nation's Precious Fossil Fuels. I can live w/that.

But if anyone wants to buy my magnums let me know, I give FREE demonstrations Originally Posted by Karrine_Kream
YESSS. SHE WILL. If y'all have never met Karrine: she's always treated me like a visiting Maharaja & is beautiful w/a show-stopper figure and a complete-total-freak. I know you're retiring Karrine & it's unlikely I will see you before you go, for which I'm sorry. I wish you all the best! Good luck w/all your endeavors. I will always remember each meeting w/great pleasure.

Good point, Chella. Compliments always feel good, but you have to be extra careful not to let them go to your head when they come from someone who's business is to make you feel good. Originally Posted by trekker
Yep--one of the wisest things someone ever said was, "NEVER make the mistake of believing your OWN press-releases..." LOL

I have as hard a time understanding Annie as anyone else, and I've never dealt with her myself, but I have heard from several hobbyists that she has a very good reputation for TCB. Originally Posted by trekker
Yep.

I get this. Well said. Its freedom Originally Posted by gregster
+1

oh AND

I love my dick. Its big enough for me to cum (almost) every time. Don't we ALL feel that way? I seldom hear laughter...... seldom. Originally Posted by gregster
+1 again--although I think I hear snickering a little more than... seldom. At least it isn't more than half the time yet.

Interesting thread & lots of good stuff said by quite a variety of people.

As for the original question, and I do remember there was one: I always assumed a lot of girls don't want to have to buy more than one kind of condom so they get the ones that will cover the widest range of penises--Magnums. When the guy writing a review discusses when she pulled out the condoms, I figured he simply said what kind he saw. I've seen 2-3 girls, and they were girls I saw on multiple occasions, who did just that--they bought Magnums only but they didn't object if you showed up w/your own, sized <ahem> perhaps more appropriately (they also were appreciative if I brought more than one, since the ones I brought were good).

Alternatively it is possible Magnums become, as some people alluded earlier, a brand-to-generic cultural ref., like "Frigidaire" for any refrigerator, or, esp. in the South, "Coke" for any soft drink.

PS: Enjoyed all the Big Lebowski references. I loved the movie but it's one I haven't seen but once, so I don't remember one-liners from it the way I do others. I just remember "I don't roll on Shabbes!"
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Thanks OHD...FYI all I dont only buy Magnums, I like variety

And I am sure I will be in BR/NOLA before retirement ...I just wish you guys would tell me when I should come
Thanks OHD...FYI all I dont only buy Magnums, I like variety

And I am sure I will be in BR/NOLA before retirement ...I just wish you guys would tell me when I should come Originally Posted by Karrine_Kream
Come next weekend
Baton Rouge pre-book? Lmao