It's funny to me like seeing a 5"2" guy getting out of a super wheeled Ford 350.. It's just hilarious.
Originally Posted by Bigpapa1
OHHH-KAYYY--as my much-loved & late father used to say: "NOW you done quit preachin' & gone to MEDDLIN'..." LOL: I'm that guy you're laughing at. To be fair: I never "would of" (sorry Dave, harkening back to an earlier "what-pisses-you-off-grammar-thread") bought an F350 on my own--it was a work truck I didn't pay for. I used to own an Explorer & loved it (got it from my short li'l Pop in a complicated title-swap back home). I had a girl ask, "Why don't you get an F150 instead?" I told her anything bigger, given how short I was, and people would automatically assume I was "compensating" if they weren't already.
Last thing I need is people making more assumptions about me when they see me get out of a vehicle. Wish I'd gotten another "Exploder"--the only stereotype I'd have to put up w/is angry environmentalists screaming about "America's love-affair w/the automobile" & squandering Our Nation's Precious Fossil Fuels. I can live w/that.
But if anyone wants to buy my magnums let me know, I give FREE demonstrations
Originally Posted by Karrine_Kream
YESSS. SHE WILL. If y'all have never met Karrine: she's always treated me like a visiting Maharaja & is beautiful w/a show-stopper figure and a complete-total-freak. I know you're retiring Karrine & it's unlikely I will see you before you go, for which I'm sorry. I wish you all the best! Good luck w/all your endeavors. I will always remember each meeting w/great pleasure.
Good point, Chella. Compliments always feel good, but you have to be extra careful not to let them go to your head when they come from someone who's business is to make you feel good.
Originally Posted by trekker
Yep--one of the wisest things someone ever said was, "NEVER make the mistake of believing your OWN press-releases..." LOL
I have as hard a time understanding Annie as anyone else, and I've never dealt with her myself, but I have heard from several hobbyists that she has a very good reputation for TCB.
Originally Posted by trekker
Yep.
I get this. Well said. Its freedom
Originally Posted by gregster
+1
oh AND
I love my dick. Its big enough for me to cum (almost) every time. Don't we ALL feel that way? I seldom hear laughter...... seldom.
Originally Posted by gregster
+1 again--although I think I hear snickering a little more than... seldom. At least it isn't more than half the time yet.
Interesting thread & lots of good stuff said by quite a variety of people.
As for the original question, and I do remember there was one: I always assumed a lot of girls don't want to have to buy more than one kind of condom so they get the ones that will cover the widest range of penises--Magnums. When the guy writing a review discusses when she pulled out the condoms, I figured he simply said what kind he saw. I've seen 2-3 girls, and they were girls I saw on multiple occasions, who did just that--they bought Magnums only but they didn't object if you showed up w/your own, sized <ahem> perhaps more appropriately (they also were appreciative if I brought more than one, since the ones I brought were good).
Alternatively it is possible Magnums become, as some people alluded earlier, a brand-to-generic cultural ref., like "Frigidaire" for any refrigerator, or, esp. in the South, "Coke" for any soft drink.
PS: Enjoyed all the Big Lebowski references. I loved the movie but it's one I haven't seen but once, so I don't remember one-liners from it the way I do others. I just remember "I don't roll on Shabbes!"