An interesting body scale.

Y'all motherfuckers need Tebow.

I've noticed a lot of men (including myself) having problems in their reviews trying to give a good impression of the provider's body type, sometime in an unflattering way. I was intrigued when I stumbled across the attached visual scale. I thought it was tastefully done, and wondered what other people thought of it.

I'm sure there's one out there somewhere for male body types that the ladies could use for us as well. Originally Posted by Bugei

Dude, your definition of "thick" is definitely different than mine. #6 seems athletic, but the only thing that may be considered thick on her is her thighs. If anyone else thinks #8 is thick, and #9 is super thick, please tell me where and why. Normally, voluptuous includes an ample breast size. While #13 is a lovely MILF, I don't see thick voluptuous, although she's definitely got child-bearing hips I have no problem with! Whomever did this forgot rubenesque, which may be #19.

Here's how urban dictionary defines thick.

thick

nice ass, nice legs, not skinny, with meat on your bones. thickness is the shit.
Damn that girl is thick yo!

Well currently Im # 18..have never ever been 21 was almost 20 though ..

It doesn't matter what anyone's definition is, simply state the provider's appearance with whatever chick in that photo she resembles and be done with it. Damn some guys say women are complicated lol.

Y'all motherfuckers need Tebow. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Not sure if even Tebow can help at this point.....he's gonna have to dig deep....

Hey poppy.......




But ya know.....one of her reviews from a few months back indicates she's an "UP"-Seller....

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1011365

She can upsell me any day..... Originally Posted by Russ38

Roflmao at least she aims high...if she tries to upsell just leave the extra on top of the tv and see if she can get it

Fancy. Im the same size as #2 and im nowhere near anorexic. Thats not only body shaming but an insult. Anorexia is a disease. Period. Im proud of my body size and by having two kids almost 40 and a flat tummy with no stretch marks or flab. I find your comment extremely distasteful. No shade though just my opinion. Originally Posted by Kammye

I apologize, Kammye. I've seen you in person and I don't think you look like #2. You're slender but healthy, and are, without doubt, a beautiful lady. The girls in pic 1 and 2 don't look very sturdy or vigorous to me (my grammy would be shoving potato soup and soda bread at both of them), but these are one-dimensional images, so you don't get a true comparison.

I didn't realize my comment would cause so much anger. I am sorry, as it was inappropriate and offensive, and something I should not have said offhandedly.

However, I also find it distasteful, inappropriate, and offensive how larger providers are treated on this board. Quite frankly, I am sick of it, so forgive me for letting a wee bit of bad temper creep in. If someone doesn't like a girl, move on, but don't beat her over her head for extra poundage. You don't know WHY she has those pounds, just like you don't know why another woman appears underweight. (As compared to the national norm.) I have a non-functional thyroid and will have to take medication for it the rest of my life, and it is a big hurdle in losing weight. I used to weigh over 400 lbs and have fought my way tooth and nail down to within sight of 200 lbs. I battle the bulge every frickin' day. But that's okay, because I know I am beautiful, too, and my goal is to be healthy and live longer, not conform to a standard body type that is regulated by culture.

Again, I apologize, but I think it telling that we get more upset over the label "anorexic" than we do "obese," which is also a medical condition. I also don't see anyone on here calling skinny girls "sticks," but the term "whale" is bandied about like a volleyball on a beach full of spring breakers, hard, fast, and frequent. Double standard.

Aye Aye, Fancy!

*raising my spot of tea to you, Doll!*

Slainte, Fancy!

...but I think it telling that we get more upset over the label "anorexic" than we do "obese," which is also a medical condition. I also don't see anyone on here calling skinny girls "sticks," but the term "whale" is bandied about like a volleyball on a beach full of spring breakers, hard, fast, and frequent. Double standard. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

It's not a double standard...it's a standard...

What does it say to you, about standards of beauty here, when fat chicks are picked on more than skinny chicks? You're not new at this game...why does it have to be explained to you again?

It's not a double standard...it's a standard...

What does it say to you, about standards of beauty here, when fat chicks are picked on more than skinny chicks? You're not new at this game...why does it have to be explained to you again? Originally Posted by Wakeup

That doesn't make it right, Wakeup. Are we lemmings? If one or a few do it, then the whole herd jumps off the cliff because that is the "standard" for lemmings?

Save the Krill! I'd like to order a #4 with a lemonade please.

We have been debating this same set of pics in Pittsburgh and have come to the conclusion that all girls in Pittsburgh who are between 1-18 are all advertising as spinners, 19-21 are advertising mostly as words used to describe 1-18

As with most opinions, it's all in the eyes of the beholder. You say tomato, I say tomato...

Save the Krill! I'd like to order a #4 with a lemonade please.

We have been debating this same set of pics in Pittsburgh and have come to the conclusion that all girls in Pittsburgh who are between 1-18 are all advertising as spinners, 19-21 are advertising mostly as words used to describe 1-18 Originally Posted by amishgangster

Now that would tick me off as a guy. Providers should be HONEST about who they are, what body type they have, how long they have trod the planet... It only backfires otherwise.

Krill fritters with chilli sauce... yummy.

That doesn't make it right, Wakeup. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

That doesn't make it wrong either...if you don't like how others express their opinions, then leave...