Even if they're too shy to say it, all girls like it in the butt. Always the butt. Only the butt. Originally Posted by Lauren MayfairI've been had....

You my dear are a cunt
I ve been lurking the forums for nearly a year...still a newbie!
Wanting to pop my newbie cherry,but find it difficult to actually do it. I am happily married ...you could say..but I am in need of some variety. How did you folks cope with " the first time guilt" ? Any advice?
Tomorrow is my b-day and was hoping to finally celebrate myself...but dont know if i should..... Originally Posted by rice6869
Even if she did, I know she will understand because I am .... just a man. A man can only be so strong denying his natural desire designed over millions of years. I would blame the creator if I believe in one. I think I love her more now that before becuase I know she is stronger than I am and more faithful than I Originally Posted by futileMore than actually being cheated on, should your wife ever catch you, what will put her over the edge is that she was married to a dumbass who could actually state the above and mean it. What a load of horse shit.
I've been had....
You my dear are a cunt Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
Words like yours indicate that you were raised by a cunt. Originally Posted by SNL9933
It's okay. He means "cunt" in the nicest possible way.Lauren, I thought you said you took all your pets to Man's Best Friend to get housebroken & fixed?
A term of endearment, really. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair