Who's Freakier? Devout Christian Women or Escorts?

What can I say I'm very passionate about things I've studied extensively. Strange that sex in all its kinky glory and religion would be the two that got my attention. But I like to be fascinated. (Lol the word fascinate comes from the Romans. Fascinus were little penises men wore on necklaces as good luck charms to ward off the evil eye and symbols of virility) Yes I'm a fount of useless information. Originally Posted by Sonya

Then the study of your taint should fascinate you. Learn about your taint and learn about life.

"They say you can't turn a bad girl good..But once a good girl's gone bad she's gone forever". JayZ / Song Cry

What? Providers can't be good people?

Stupid thread!

Provider can be "good people." I would prefer to taint a couple though ...

There is this hot christian girl were I work. She prances around in cute clothes without a clue. Wears the promise ring and reads her bible in the morning. Too bad I have a rule about not fooling around with girls at work >

No personal experience here, but I have a brother-in-law and a friend that are or were married to devout Southern Baptist women.
1. Brother in law- His wife allows no kissing, no touching, no intercourse unless it is for procreation. His children are grown, so no sex for 20 years. Been married 35 years and I'm pretty sure he finds it elsewhere.
2. Good friend- Beautiful wife. No sex in many years. Said she is so frigid "The furnace kicks on when she spreads her legs". Divorced her and remarried. Says it's the best thing he ever did. Plenty of sex and a great life. Originally Posted by Oralist

St Paul is quite clear, wives should give their husbands lots of sex. Most Christian churches also make it clear good sex is important part of companionship.

Maybe that bit of the bible isn't in the southern Baptist version.

There is this hot christian girl were I work. She prances around in cute clothes without a clue. Wears the promise ring and reads her bible in the morning. Too bad I have a rule about not fooling around with girls at work > Originally Posted by slickzero

Lol. So what is she clueless about? Your sexual thoughts of her.

Apparently Halel sex with a Muslim prostitute means you have to marry her for a couple of days and after all the fucking is over you get a divorce. I'm fucking rolling over here. this revelation is EPIC. Talk about new standards for American / ex-Christian prostitution. Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...hlight=divorce

Formerly-devout Christian schoolgirls turned provider when grown up are the freakiest of all!

Zoey, now that you chimed in.......


I have all kinds of freaky stuff that I would like to try... After seeing a lot of your comments in other threads....

But.... I have to get some training first, a hairless wonder in Houston is on my list first .

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...hlight=divorce Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

Lol. Dam those cats are on some other shit.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...hlight=divorce Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

Need to watch some old Saturday Night Live shows from the 80's Steve Martin and Dan Akroid have that covered... With... " The Wild and Crazy Guys" .... All that is needed is dog poop.

I also didn't realize there was this thing called Halel Sex in the Muslim world.. I mean I've heard of Halel chicken, beef , and lamb but not sex. LOL

Apparently Halel sex with a Muslim prostitute means you have to marry her for a couple of days and after all the fucking is over you get a divorce. I'm fucking rolling over here. this revelation is EPIC. Talk about new standards for American / Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

Lol hey I can at least respect the fact that they institutionalize a workaround!

Small point of order though, its pretty controversial amongst Muslims. In fact it's only the Shia Muslims which allow Nikāḥ al-Mutʿah (pleasure marriage). The Sunni sect rejects the legitimacy and permissibility of it.

Shia represent only 10-13% of the world's Muslim population. So it's hardly a universal thing that "Muslims" do.

I do find it hilarious though! I guess in a way it's not so different from Catholics doing whatever they please and then going to confession/doing penance afterwards to 'clean the slate'. Funny how all religions which repress human nature find the need for these sorts of 'release valves'.

Formerly-devout Christian schoolgirls turned provider when grown up are the freakiest of all! Originally Posted by spicyzoey

Posting taint photos would allow us to make that determination.

Well....I just left last service at a large Baptist church.

Lemme tell you....going to church makes me horny.

And...I'm thinking.....it wasn't the sermon.