I think it's about time for me to hang up my condoms‏

Paisley Parks's Avatar
Wishing you the best of luck!
Sounds like you are a lovely lady with true class and a grateful attitude. Congratulations! Wishing you all the best.
Ms. Rochelle Blu
boardman's Avatar
Brooke,
Just so we're clear...This does not mean you get to stop making those alimony payments to me.
ZedX79's Avatar
Did the baby daddy get a cbj?
Lol
Brooke Wilde's Avatar
This will be my last post on Eccie

While I don't know what the future holds, as of now it seems my retirement may be permanent. I have to admit that in the future I do hope to find a happy medium between my professional life, personal life and mother-hood so that I can return to providing in some capacity, but as of now, something has got to give and sadly this is it.

I must to apologize to everyone who was unable to see me during my final weeks. I was inundated with appointment requests and with everything going on in my life I was unable to accommodate about 90% of those appointment requests. I can only hope and pray that if I am able to return to this industry some day, that I am welcomed back in the same way I was treated upon my exit.

I'd like everyone that is reading this to know how grateful I am for the past 7 years. This industry opened so many doors for me and taught me so much. I have such passion for life now and I clearly see how blessed I am. Over the past 7 years Americans have had a lot of struggles. The recession took a toll on so many great women, men and families, yet because of this industry, I was not only able to survive, but flourish.

When I started out, I had no college education and was unsure of the path I wanted my life to take, and slowly but surely, through this industry, I found my way and have connected with things that bring passion and meaning into my life. I can honestly say I am happier then I have ever been.

I will be keeping my website live, however I will no longer be updating it or logging on to any of the message boards. I will also no longer be answering my phone, text messages or emails and finally, I will no longer be available to provide or respond to reference requests.

I am addicted to this industry and spend way to much time engulfing myself in this world, so as of now I have to leave this world behind completely.

Thank you for all the memories and great times. It has been a blast.


God bless and may all your dreams come true,
Brooke
Under Brooke....forever.
Beau Derierre's Avatar
Good luck to you and your edition. Enjoy!
dearhunter's Avatar
Over/under is 326 days... Originally Posted by Wakeup
I do believe someone owes me lunch on the 'over'.
I do believe someone owes me lunch on the 'over'. Originally Posted by dearhunter
Handle changes count.

You know they're on here.
Guest123018-4's Avatar
Welcome back.
chicagoboy's Avatar
Most recent provider ad - 9/11/2014

Request for reinstatement of provider status - 11/6/2015

That's 421 days, by my reckoning.
SpiceItUp's Avatar
Welcome back to the asylum. Some of the names have changed but it's the same as it ever was...
Welcome back to the asylum. Some of the handles and mandles have changed but it's the same as it ever was... Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
The better way to put it.
Brooke Wilde's Avatar
Lol ... I'm smiling from ear to right now. I'm looking forward to being able to spend a few hours each week on the board again.

PS ... Some of y'all made this baby stuff seem much easier then it is. He moves freaking non-stop and the second I stop paying attention to him he screams the most tortious ear-piercing scream I've ever heard. And why god why is he so drawn to the stairs?