DEEP THROAT Is Not DEEP THROAT If...

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Now THAT is funny shit.......

Teachers says, every time a bell rings a Winky gets his wings.

All I can say is...

Her brilliant marketing plan sucked me in (pun intended).

Her throat is deep and silky but her best asset resides between her legs.

Oh, what a legendary clit! I dt'd it- ha!

Best thread I've read on here.

Solid.

Well my interested has been piqued once again. I'm waiting conformation from the starter of this thread and am looking forward to experiencing what she has described. I must say this. I've noticed those who truly enjoy and get off from sucking deep throating tend to be great fucks. They know what they're getting that pussy into from taking that dick passed their tonsils. Its like they welcome the challenge and love getting the bottom of that pussy beat da fuck up. Some love the visual of seeing the look of ecstasy on the face of the receiver while they do to them what they know very few can do and gave done. I hate the ones who say they can deep throat or like big dicks but give every excuse in the book from "I'm having a bad day" to "your dick to big" for not being able to deepthroat. As a matter of fact if you can, will, have and love big dick DEEPTHROATING or enjoy the bottom of your pussy being FUCKED. PM me. I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew ready to fuck someone like a spider monkey after this rant.

This shit gets me everytime & I know Im about to make alot of you FUCKTARDS Mad But Oh Well...

Deep Throat Is NOT Deep Throat if...

1. You can make out the words coming out her mouth when your winky is no longer seen..

2. If she has no throat slober that hangs on to your winky and strings along to her lips..

3. If you cant feel when your winky goes over that hump in the back of her throat & continues down like a telescope.

4. If she is still able to breathe

5. If she can still move her tongue unless you have a pencil winky..

If your winky isnt at least 6inchs you will never experience what a good BJ feels like because your runway isnt long enough... ijs

I had someone recently tell me my blowjobs werent that good and I looked at him then looked down & then shook my head..

When you winky is 3inchs you cant judge my Einstein abilities... Carry On Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

I must say, seasoned Einstein's have been trained on DT breathing techniques


Dorothy you are too sexy !

I must say that after nearly 18 months I'm still surprised by the number of people that can't differentiate Dorothy from Dorthy

Well I soon to find out!

I must say that after nearly 18 months I'm still surprised by the number of people that can't differentiate Dorothy from Dorthy Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Ha

This shit gets me everytime & I know Im about to make alot of you FUCKTARDS Mad But Oh Well...

Deep Throat Is NOT Deep Throat if...

1. You can make out the words coming out her mouth when your winky is no longer seen..

2. If she has no throat slober that hangs on to your winky and strings along to her lips..

3. If you cant feel when your winky goes over that hump in the back of her throat & continues down like a telescope.

4. If she is still able to breathe

5. If she can still move her tongue unless you have a pencil winky..

If your winky isnt at least 6inchs you will never experience what a good BJ feels like because your runway isnt long enough... ijs

I had someone recently tell me my blowjobs werent that good and I looked at him then looked down & then shook my head..

When you winky is 3inchs you cant judge my Einstein abilities... Carry On Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

hmmm that sounds like a challenge.. I have had only 5 girls out of 100's of bjs over the years who could take it all the way down..

Nose to belly button..feels so good passing the hump on the throat as you say.. and the spit feels so much silkier as I go down...

my favorite was Jaylyn she would lick my balls as I shot my load down her throat

ill bet you 20bucks you cant deep throat me! Originally Posted by two_incher

$20 bucks sounds like your not so sure of that statement yourself.. Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

This shit gets me everytime & I know Im about to make alot of you FUCKTARDS Mad But Oh Well...

Deep Throat Is NOT Deep Throat if...

1. You can make out the words coming out her mouth when your winky is no longer seen..

2. If she has no throat slober that hangs on to your winky and strings along to her lips..

3. If you cant feel when your winky goes over that hump in the back of her throat & continues down like a telescope.

4. If she is still able to breathe

5. If she can still move her tongue unless you have a pencil winky..

If your winky isnt at least 6inchs you will never experience what a good BJ feels like because your runway isnt long enough... ijs

I had someone recently tell me my blowjobs werent that good and I looked at him then looked down & then shook my head..

When you winky is 3inchs you cant judge my Einstein abilities... Carry On Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

And this is the reason I'm still kicking myself about my rookie posts in ISO!!!

Dorthy has me on DNS now because of misinterpreted written communication... That and because she thinks I'm white! But to be fair I said I was Hispanic /Caucasian because some have said they thought I was white. I wrote Hispanic first.

I'll keep waiting... But probably with no luck.

I dont have a cunty attitude you just read my post in a cunty voice to yourself but Im not cunty... Im a just a regular smartass but since Im a hooker you automatically put me in a cunt category....

Shhhh.... Im Huntin Wabbits Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

You are how you act actually... You did the same to me... But in your mind, you KNOW I'm cheap, or a car salesman, or something!

I ain't mad, I'm just pointing out what's not fair. I'll still wait to see if I can get off the DNS. I'm in no rush...

And this is the reason I'm still kicking myself about my rookie posts in ISO!!!

Dorthy has me on DNS now because of misinterpreted written communication... That and because she thinks I'm white! But to be fair I said I was Hispanic /Caucasian because some have said they thought I was white. I wrote Hispanic first.

I'll keep waiting... But probably with no luck. Originally Posted by Readytolearn

You are how you act actually... You did the same to me... But in your mind, you KNOW I'm cheap, or a car salesman, or something!

I ain't mad, I'm just pointing out what's not fair. I'll still wait to see if I can get off the DNS. I'm in no rush... Originally Posted by Readytolearn

We have a private messaging system you can use.

We have a private messaging system you can use. Originally Posted by Mojojo

I know... But it's less smart-ass of me to do it privately. Beknown to the public...

It's also more desperate of me... LOL. Let the insults come... Carry on.