What's on your sexual bucket list?

How about I press "'play" on my sound cube nude while said strains come forthwith, whilst you get a blowsie with port and cigar? I mean, we're getting close here eh?

I don't play piano at all but I do play guitar. I'll start practicing my Beethoven, but I'm no Segovia Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Miss V: That is greatness. And yes, we are getting close here, eh. I love guitar play; and will admit it's logistically much simpler than a baby grand.

How about a gummer? That'd be interesting...

Substitute 420 for Pappy Van Winkle and you've got me. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

as long as you are a happy drinker, that would work too!!

Only have two things unfulfilled
1. Full on equal ratio male vs. female orgy.
2. Line of girls hip to hip, face down ass up!

as long as you are a happy drinker, that would work too!! Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

Happy, bawdy, maybe a little chatty... but I think if properly distracted the last one isn't an issue.

1. a middle Eastern girl
2. sex in rain or in water
3. outside on a blanket somewhere private
4. nurse fantasy and on video
5. getting bbj or performing daty in movie theatre with sexy woman

Make furtive love somewhere in Windsor Castle (Whitehall being long gone) while I sign "Henry the Eighth, I am".

Er...sing, not sign. Boffing in one of Her Majesty's Households is one thing, but I think they draw and quarter you if you forge a royal signature.

I would have to say remaining is an 10-12 girl orgy (already completed 5) where half of us are dommes, and the other half squirting subbies. Huge strap-ons, bondage, Hitachi torture and lots of pussy eating for the subbies. Also, I like the abduction fantasy, by 4-5 men dressed as mafia guys. Ever hole and hand filled. My last and unusual one... a rape-y scene with an extremely well endowed man (to the point of almost being too much, it's pertinent to this fantasy) wearing a really scary mask or dressed as a clown fucks me and creampies me. The slight scare factor heightens the excitement. Anywho, that's mine for now!

I would have to say remaining is an 10-12 girl orgy (already completed 5) where half of us are dommes, and the other half squirting subbies. Huge strap-ons, bondage, Hitachi torture and lots of pussy eating for the subbies. Also, I like the abduction fantasy, by 4-5 men dressed as mafia guys. Ever hole and hand filled. My last and unusual one... a rape-y scene with an extremely well endowed man (to the point of almost being too much, it's pertinent to this fantasy) wearing a really scary mask or dressed as a clown fucks me and creampies me. The slight scare factor heightens the excitement. Anywho, that's mine for now! Originally Posted by JadeRose

We have no shortage of clowns in Austin eccie...methinks you will have no problems finding one to fulfill your needs.

Ah wanna stick it in sumbuddies butt.

We have no shortage of clowns in Austin eccie...methinks you will have no problems finding one to fulfill your needs. Originally Posted by Toyz

Heh. Then I shall be taking applications now.

Heh. Then I shall be taking applications now. Originally Posted by JadeRose

Here you go:


Oh you meant DICK, not DUCK, damn it

Hey Claire, Have you seen the movie "Born on the fourth of July" with Tom Cruise?

I don't think I need to repeat my bucket list item.

Hey Claire, Have you seen the movie "Born on the fourth of July" with Tom Cruise?

I don't think I need to repeat my bucket list item. Originally Posted by Mr Peabody

You want to be shot in the back and wear a comb over the rest if your life? Why?