Ode to Lauren

Is this a review? Originally Posted by bbkid
No it is just another threAD from DG Wow looks like Dallas has infected my hometown. Normally gents would jump all over a post like this and accuse Lauren and DG with all sorts of wild accusations
Fucktards all posting
DG and Lauren love thread
Whores love some Wakeup
Dorian Gray's Avatar
I think now is a good time to remind you asshats of what kind of a rate structure I'm dealing with when y'all accuse me a trying to score a discount....

....I will give you a 10 minute blowjob for $300, a steal at $20 less than the current going rate. After which, I will hold you while you cry. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
I'm not sure I want to schedule with Lauren...I don't want to piss y'all off by making Lauren fall in love with me...because whores love them some Wakeup... Originally Posted by Wakeup
It's universally acknowledged that whores do, in fact, love them some Wakeup.

But would falling in love with you mean I'd have to quit fucking other dudes for money?
I think now is a good time to remind you asshats of what kind of a rate structure I'm dealing with when y'all accuse me a trying to score a discount.... Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
That was a limited time offer, I'm afraid. Your rate has increased. $400 for seven and a half minutes of GFE+/-
pyramider's Avatar
What would my rate be for two minutes of GFE and 58 minutes of nap time?
boardman's Avatar
because cat pics are worth several words...

I think now is a good time to remind you asshats of what kind of a rate structure I'm dealing with when y'all accuse me a trying to score a discount.... Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
..I will give you a 10 minute blowjob for $300, a steal at $20 less than the current going rate. After which, I will hold you while you cry. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
That was a limited time offer, I'm afraid. Your rate has increased. $400 for seven and a half minutes of GFE+/- Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair


I get it for free...ijs

It's good to be YM ;-)
because cat pics are worth several words...

Originally Posted by boardman
Very nice. This is why you're my third favorite.
What would my rate be for two minutes of GFE and 58 minutes of nap time? Originally Posted by pyramider
Napping is too personal. I save that for real world relationships.

But would falling in love with you mean I'd have to quit fucking other dudes for money? Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
Not at all...It just means you get a get out of jail free card when you eat his Chinese takeaway in the middle of the night whilst he sleeps...
Wakeup's Avatar
Thieving bitch ate my Chinese leftovers in the middle of the night...and I didnt kick her out of my apartment in the morning...she's right, that's love for you...
Russ38's Avatar
That is love.....I've killed for less....
Wakeup's Avatar
Maybe the topless cooking had something to do with it too...have to be honest...

Russ38's Avatar
Yeah, I see your point....kinda trumps leftovers...and Tebow knows I love me some Chinese leftovers....