Female squirt lovers- take heed

Wakeup's Avatar
...but I have been with several squirters that can squirt non stop for that long... Originally Posted by bholcomb
No...you haven't...
tracer's Avatar
I've never seen a girl that can pee for 2 hours straight hours but I have been with several squirters that can squirt non stop for that long and not one of them ever smelled or tasted like piss. Just saying?? Originally Posted by bholcomb
Why can't a girl pee for two straight hours? Oh, because their bladder is not big enough to hold that much fluid. You, however, believe there is a mystery organ that no one can locate which is so huge that it can store that much liquid. Or, perhaps it is the tiny Skene's gland which just produces its fluid at an astonishing rate. Sure, let's go with one of those options; one makes just as much sense as the other.
oilfieldscum's Avatar
You it's not piss believers need to take one of these into your squirt session and see what you get.

34 has the right of it. Don't quibble over the fact that it is piss. If you like it, go for it. Originally Posted by dearhunter
Secretly he does !
I bet he lets his wife piss on him,
Cause she is hawt.

WU, send me pics of the wife pissing
on you?
I want her autograph.
dearhunter's Avatar
You don't want to draw me into your Wakeup game...........ijs
You don't want to draw me into your Wakeup game...........ijs Originally Posted by dearhunter
Innocent bystanders stay clear of
the pissing contest. Ijs
I got this.
AlluringStacy's Avatar
I think it's hot a.f to see a girl squirt. I myself get thrilled when you make me burst and I see it all over your face lol.
Wakeup's Avatar
My wife charges guys to piss on them...and I've never paid my wife a cent...
I didn't say anything about
you paying her, wakeup
and read correctly.

Tell her "hello" for me.
Wakeup's Avatar
:facepalm:

Really? You're telling me to read...I'll type really slow...just for you...

You asked me to send you pics of my wife pissing on me...I said that my wife charges people to piss on them, and that I've never paid my wife a cent. The conclusion you can draw is that since I've never paid her what she requires people to pay to piss on them, that she's never pissed on me, and you're not getting your pics...

P.S.-I've come to a conclusion about you, and I'll share it for your benefit. You're not very bright. Please don't try to get into a battle of wits with me. You'll just embarrass yourself, and worse, you won't realize it when you do...but I'll make sure everyone else does. /EndPSA
Pissing on you was sarcastic,duhh.
Her picture is your avatar.
You over think too much &
can't find humor in anything
cause you are cynical.
As far as who is bright,
you hanging out on
a hooker board . Duhhhh
You don't contribute
reviews or alerts for
constructive help. Duhhh
Dish it out but can't take it
sour puss. I win,I win. You lose
the minute you took the sarcasmn
out of context. Same as parodies &
rhetorical comments.
Giggles
Btw, when they keep referring to you
as the "asshole" I don't see you
jumping. Cat got your tongue. SMH
For now on I will join in line with
the name callers. Grinning.
If it's piss....why is it so viscous....and taste like honey?

I haven't tasted piss.....but I'm thinking it's not so good. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
I drink piss frequently, the only time it doesn't taste that great is if the person is dehydrated, or has recently eaten asparagus. Hydrated piss is lovely ....I'll still drink it up regardless.

My wife charges guys to piss on them... Originally Posted by Wakeup
Indeed, though I don't know why I charge extra for watersports considering how much I love it...Oh wait, because I can.


Tell her "hello" for me. Originally Posted by siberia
Hi!
When are you coming
to Houston beautiful?