How to Be an Escort's Favorite Client

Pay them good, spoil them some and fuck them really good and you become an ATF to them instantly! It works but you have to keep it up just like an LTR

PS: We're all White Knights some of us are just too old or too stupid to realize that. ;-) Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

Ummm no. No we're not. We already covered this zanzi remember?

You fucktards are not going to unpussy whip zanzy........all the hooktards dream of having a few suckers like him in their stable......just enjoy the show.

It's really not that hard to be her favorite. Just sayin'...

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Chicken Nuggets and a good wine from Valero?

[Zanzibar Quote] I'm not impressed by your tough guy dog these hookers out at all costs acts.

I haven't been dogged out by these Houston guys. They goofing around and in the real world they are the nice guys. They help pay for our college, cars, bills, childrens needs & they make me laugh. Laugh till I cry a river.
I appreciate them even if we never have sex.

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Chicken Nuggets and a good wine from Valero? Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Damn skippy homey!!

You fucktards are not going to unpussy whip zanzy..... just enjoy the show. Originally Posted by dearhunter

Good advise DH, but isn't this the 2nd thread Zanz posted in the last week that just screams stupid? The other one being "I don't like being called a trick".
Zanz, you just gotta man up. Grow a pair why don't ya? If you don't like being called a trick, stop acting like one. If you want to be a providers favorite, find one that you have chemistry with. Its not about following simple common sense guidelines. Its not a formula that you follow to get your desired results. There is no formula for a personal interaction between two people. If you see a girl often enough, she'll love you because you're a reliable source of income. But without the chemistry, it's not likely that you will ever be her "favorite".
No I'm not challenging your stupidity, that sounds like a competition for the village idiot, you should have really reworded that. That right there put you in the crosshairs.
Think before you post man. You're just an easy target when you do these things.

That presentation would benefit from some musical accompaniment. How about some Kenny G, or Air Supply? Originally Posted by chicagoboy

If you want to do that bullshit, go get yourself a girlfriend!

Good advise DH, but isn't this the 2nd thread Zanz posted in the last week that just screams stupid? The other one being "I don't like being called a trick".
Zanz, you just gotta man up. Grow a pair why don't ya? If you don't like being called a trick, stop acting like one. If you want to be a providers favorite, find one that you have chemistry with. Its not about following simple common sense guidelines. Its not a formula that you follow to get your desired results. There is no formula for a personal interaction between two people. If you see a girl often enough, she'll love you because you're a reliable source of income. But without the chemistry, it's not likely that you will ever be her "favorite".
No I'm not challenging your stupidity, that sounds like a competition for the village idiot, you should have really reworded that. That right there put you in the crosshairs.
Think before you post man. You're just an easy target when you do these things. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Easy target? Lol don't make me laugh. There's a small group of you who either clearly don't read or comprehend very well. Not understanding the premise in either thread is your basic error. You fellas internalizing issues / topics meant to stir decent conversation and making it personal speaks to your common sense issues not mine. Lol at me being in the crosshairs too funny. If you have an opinion express it no need to get overly emotional about it. You fellas are hilarious.

No I'm not challenging your stupidity, that sounds like a competition for the village idiot,
. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

I was nominated for the village idiot
in another state
by a real village idiot in Houston.
The fame has jolted the inbox
messages to full capacity.


The campaign leader deserves
a five STAR rating.

Zanz, I think you just like to post stuff like this to get the familiar reaction from the familiar folks.

I don't know if I'm any lady's favorite - not sure I would want to be. I just show up on time properly cleaned and groomed, place the envelope down first then go wash my nuts, I ask before I do, and I manage the clock to be out the door within the negotiated time. I also give genuine compliments on looks or skills and if true tell her I will repeat on my way out.

Simple as that. Seems to be appreciated.