FRESHLY Showered

Seeking ~P, I bet no dude ever turned down your hygiene instructions. This ain't hard.

lmao. this thread made me laugh

Yes.



I don't ask the question if you would like a shower. I say go ahead and get undressed, i have the shower ready.

I stand in the bathroom w/you and give directions.
"Spend less time scrubbing your ears and shoulders." "Please spend more time
cleaning your dick balls and ass crack and I PROMISE i'll spend more time down there too"
If i see you're neglecting your dick balls and ass crack i grab your wash towel, tell you to spread 'em and i help you out.

I do this every time Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

This is fucking funny bahahaha I Couldn't do it lol

Yes.



I don't ask the question if you would like a shower. I say go ahead and get undressed, i have the shower ready.

I stand in the bathroom w/you and give directions.
"Spend less time scrubbing your ears and shoulders." "Please spend more time
cleaning your dick balls and ass crack and I PROMISE i'll spend more time down there too"
If i see you're neglecting your dick balls and ass crack i grab your wash towel, tell you to spread 'em and i help you out.

I do this every time Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

This is hilarious to me!

This is fucking funny bahahaha I Couldn't do it lol Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Me either. No way in hell I'm washing a grown man's ass for him. I do not charge enough for that.

I'm going to invent and patent a new device called the " SHAFT" - Super Hygienic Anal Fucktard Turbowasher. Then I'm going to go on Shark Tank for an investment.

Yes.



I don't ask the question if you would like a shower. I say go ahead and get undressed, i have the shower ready.

I stand in the bathroom w/you and give directions.
"Spend less time scrubbing your ears and shoulders." "Please spend more time
cleaning your dick balls and ass crack and I PROMISE i'll spend more time down there too"
If i see you're neglecting your dick balls and ass crack i grab your wash towel, tell you to spread 'em and i help you out.

I do this every time Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

They like a confident woman telling
them how the plan is going down.
You got it.

This why i model myself after Seeking P. Ive known her for awhile now and shes always been nothing but sweet and open. And yes. WASH YOUR ASSES. Shit is nasty. Show up smelling like the backwoods.

They like a confident woman telling
them how the plan is going down.
You got it. Originally Posted by siberia

Bingo. I'd wash whatever she instructed me to for however long she wanted no problem. Of course, I'd show up fresh but that's besides the point. Going to let something as simple as a thorough shower nix plans for some sexy time with a beautiful woman? Nope!

This is fucking funny bahahaha I Couldn't do it lol Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

This is hilarious to me! Originally Posted by 1ThickBlond

Ya'll think i'm playin. I have never
been more serious, actually
i thought this was the norm.
This isn't the norm????

Welp it's been working in my
favor and i haven't experienced
any rolls of tissue hanging from
any guys ass so far.

By the same token...
Don't forget to wash the pussy

Yes.



I don't ask the question if you would like a shower. I say go ahead and get undressed, i have the shower ready.

I stand in the bathroom w/you and give directions.
"Spend less time scrubbing your ears and shoulders." "Please spend more time
cleaning your dick balls and ass crack and I PROMISE i'll spend more time down there too"
If i see you're neglecting your dick balls and ass crack i grab your wash towel, tell you to spread 'em and i help you out.

I do this every time Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

The tongue scraper comes in handy as i don't want someone licking on my 'UGLY' w/nicotine, coffee etc on their tongue Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

LMAO!!!!!

Gotdamn ~P, you're on a roll!!

Gotdamn ~P, you're on a roll!! Originally Posted by kerwil62

^^^^If they didn't know how to wash up properly before seeing me they will know once they leave me i betcha!!!! I miss ya Ker babe :hugs:

This why i model myself after Seeking P. Ive known her for awhile now and shes always been nothing but sweet and open. Originally Posted by Kammye

Thank you Kammye Miss ya

Thank you Kammye Miss ya Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Miss you too babe.

Don't just hop in the shower and let the water hit you and think that is good enough either. I've had guys get out of the shower and still have pissy, stinky balls and shitty assholes and actually leave shit stains on the towel they dried off with. If you just showered properly you shouldn't be leaving shit stains anywhere. Lather up a wash cloth with lots of soap and wash every inch of it. If you're not sure if you ass is clean enough take one of your fingers and touch your asshole and then smell it. If you smell shit try again. I enjoy giving the boys attention but if I smell shit I won't be down there more than a few seconds.
Also, while we are on this topic, if the first thing you do is walk in and take a piss please do me the courtesy of wiping the pee off of your dick afterwards. My tongue is not a wash cloth. I can't count how many clients come out and wash their hands and not their dicks. I would never take a piss and come straight back to play and expect you to go down on me. That is beyond gross. Originally Posted by 1ThickBlond

Amen!


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They like a confident woman telling
them how the plan is going down.
You got it. Originally Posted by siberia

Either high maintenance or a closet dom ... ijs.