What are your pet peeves?

That one asshole at work.

Texting while driving or at a stoplight then not moving when the light changes.

Demeaning comments in ECCIE.

Math and logic impaired providers who come up with a 90 minute rate by adding their 30 minute rate and their 60 minute rate.

Bad grammar, especially in ads.

People that have no clue what the passing/fast lane is for and refuse to move the fuck out if it even when they have a line of very pissed off drivers behind them and are backing up traffic for miles.

The assholes who drive slow until you try to pass them then they finally decide to speed up and block you from passing.

Slow-ass drivers- period. Why is it people who drive Toyota Camrys, vans, and mini-vans have to drive 10 miles under the speed limit? These are the same dumbfucks that go 45-50 on the highway.

The idiots who still text and drive and can't drive worth a shit when they are doing it.

People who claim to be college-educated but still don't know the difference in there, their, and they're or to, two, and too. That is basic grammar and they teach that shit in elementary school.

I know I'm getting old but I can't stand the way the younger generations massacre the English language these days. They can't even get simple verb tenses right and routinely say shit like "Have a bless day" . It is really that hard to to figure out when you need to add the 'ed' on the end of words? It also drives me nuts when people say 'mines' instead of 'mine'. Mine means that which belongs to me and mines are where diamonds, coal and gold come from.

Attention whores, drama queens and internet bullies or any combination of the three.

People that have no clue what the passing/fast lane is for and refuse to move the fuck out if it even when they have a line of very pissed off drivers behind them and are backing up traffic for miles.

The assholes who drive slow until you try to pass them then they finally decide to speed up and block you from passing.

Slow-ass drivers- period. Why is it people who drive Toyota Camrys, vans, and mini-vans have to drive 10 miles under the speed limit? These are the same dumbfucks that go 45-50 on the highway.

The idiots who still text and drive and can't drive worth a shit when they are doing it.

People who claim to be college-educated but still don't know the difference in there, their, and they're or to, two, and too. That is basic grammar and they teach that shit in elementary school.

I know I'm getting old but I can't stand the way the younger generations massacre the English language these days. They can't even get simple verb tenses right and routinely say shit like "Have a bless day" . It is really that hard to to figure out when you need to add the 'ed' on the end of words? It also drives me nuts when people say 'mines' instead of 'mine'. Mine means that which belongs to me and mines are where diamonds, coal and gold come from.

Attention whores, drama queens and internet bullies or any combination of the three. Originally Posted by 1ThickBlond

Lol! I'm glad I took English classes, I would have annoy the hell out of people here. I try my best writing properly, because people that abbreviate words as if they are texting are on my list of pet peeves.
+1 On the Internet bullies.

Texting while driving or at a stoplight then not moving when the light changes.

Demeaning comments in ECCIE.

Math and logic impaired providers who come up with a 90 minute rate by adding their 30 minute rate and their 60 minute rate.

Bad grammar, especially in ads. Originally Posted by spice-is-nice

I need to start proofreading every word I put up here. I have that 90 minutes rate on my showcase ahah, don't look at it. Just got tired of people asking my rates. They can't just assume it is my 1 hour + my 30 minutes rates. Some ladies charge more.

Lol. Drunk callers are the most annoying 3am callers. Originally Posted by anita

I am glad that you took my call. LOL.

Y'all are a bunch of impatient bitches.

Slow playing motherfuckers on the golf course.

People who keep asking the same damn question over and over when ive given an answer already. Omfg!

Thought of another tonight:

Finish pumping gas and the receipt doesn't print, so you have to walk inside the convenience store and of course there's a long line of fucktards in front of you (mostly illegals buying beer) and all you need is a damn receipt!

It's Ambulance NOT ambalance
Ask NOT ax

Houston drivers. Cutting in lane and being slow. Being slow on the speeding lane and not wanting to move over. Cutting into lane almost wrecking me when there is no car behind me. Why do you have to pull out in front, 3 sec patience and you'd be behind me, parking lot drama. This crazy old lady came up to my car and pounded on the window calling me a bitch etc cause I wouldn't let her in. Sorry. I have right of way. We were still stuck in parking lot traffic an hr later. Whether you cut in front of me or behind me the time isn't changing, impatient drivers. Originally Posted by FurElise

+1.

Or someone who pulls out in front of you when you are the last car for miles, there's no one else behind you. Fuckers.

When your wade fishing, you catch a few fish, and all of a sudden there are 15 motherfuckers all around you. Once even had some dickwad bounce a spoon off my back, told him to back off or I'd shove his fishing rod up his ass.

When a person standing in front or behind you in the checkout line is smelling like piss, fish, and shit all at once! I be wanting to tell that muthafucka "Excuse me, but you STANK!!!"