Thoughts on Reviews

If I dissappear again , first place you look for me is in those two girls panties (that I bought'em for Christmas....)

(that I bought'em for Christmas....) Originally Posted by WTF

WTF ... The Humanitarian lol

Well I know what I'm getting you two for Christmas! Originally Posted by WTF

Cool,I like the ones that are all cotton, and preferably with images of dogs all over them.

Size?

Originally Posted by Ansley

Oh my god, I am in love with that Squirrel.I want what she is wearing including the bow on top.

I'm thinking the nut in your mouth too.




Sowwy that wasn't nice.

I'm thinking the nut in your mouth too. Originally Posted by Ansley

After having been driven to tears for two hours and thirty four minutes from Ansley's Nut comment I have decided that My inner Squirrel will no longer be silenced

Talk to the paw Ans

I don't care for reviews at all. In Atlanta they are a necessary evil. I never wanted to get to a second page of reviews,but it happened. Luckily I don't attract guys that do write them. If I know that they write reviews, I ask them not to.

My first reviewer was very patient with me. I made sure that all the correct boxes were checked and the review wasn't too graphic. Luckily the rest of the reviews have been pretty respectful. Well, as respectful as one could expect in this business. I haven't really used my reviews as what I will do, but what I won't do. No PSE from me.


Now I know a certain person has a smirk on his face right about now..... that all happened while I was drinking. Originally Posted by Ansley

How can you tell a hobbyist how to do a review. The only thing that you should have to do with it is how you did during his session. I understand asking not to be too graphic but other that that it's really not up to you since reviews are for us. Don't get me wrong I always try to be honest and fair almost to a fault but I never ask the provider if I should review.

Just my opinion

How can you tell a hobbyist how to do a review. The only thing that you should have to do with it is how you did during his session. I understand asking not to be too graphic but other that that it's really not up to you since reviews are for us. Don't get me wrong I always try to be honest and fair almost to a fault but I never ask the provider if I should review.

Just my opinion Originally Posted by burkalini

I'm not Ansley and wouldn't even try to play her on TV, but on some sites, in order to answer all the danged questions, you have to answer questions whose answers might not be self-evident from the session and, more importantly, have a bearing on the performance score you assign.

Let me use TER as an example. About a year ago, I wrote a review there of what, to date, is the best session I have ever had. Definitely a "10" on performance. As the lady only had a couple of reviews and would benefit from me writing one, I did so.

Now, TER has some crazy specifications regarding performance scores. To get above a 7, a lady has to offer DFK, BBBJ, Anal or "Really be Bi" for each point above 7.

So to score a 10, she has to offer three of those four.

I have no interest in anal sex, so whether a woman offers it or not doesn't even cross my mind. As all my sessions are one-on-one, the fact that she may be bisexual isn't at all obvious unless she has a tatoo on her back that says "I am bisexual."

Given that I didn't know the answer to the "anal" or "bisexual" question, the highest score I could give was 9.

So ... I needed her help. I asked her: Are you bisexual and do you offer anal?

Turns out, she's bisexual. Perfect. Putting the right "X" in the right box allowed me to give her the 10 she deserves.

Personally, I think that essentially requiring a woman to either be bisexual or offer anal sex to qualify for a 10 in performance is STUPID in the extreme. Beyond merely stupid. However, since that site's reviews are very important for providers in some markets, you have to play their stupid game.

Thus, in order to fully and accurately write that review, I literally needed the provider's assistance.

Obviously, if she had come after me with an ax or something that merited a low review to protect the hobbying community at large, I wouldn't have needed her assistance as the score would have been "1."

This may explain to a degree why a provider would help in some aspects of the review process.

As all my sessions are one-on-one, the fact that she may be bisexual isn't at all obvious unless she has a tatoo on her back that says "I am bisexual." Originally Posted by Laurentius

The now MIA Sophie Simon had her girlfriend's name tatttoed across her pelvis. Scott Church's pix seemed to cover it up. As I am to understand she got busted big time. Site is a 404/or parked with the ISP. Google her for more info.

Now, TER has some crazy specifications regarding performance scores. To get above a 7, a lady has to offer DFK, BBBJ, Anal or "Really be Bi" for each point above 7.

So to score a 10, she has to offer three of those four.
Originally Posted by Laurentius

If she likes anal sex with a woman (strap-on) does that get extra credit and qualify for an 11 or 12?

If she likes anal sex with a woman (strap-on) does that get extra credit and qualify for an 11 or 12? Originally Posted by pjorourke

Are we still talking about Ansley?

No way. I was referring to Laurentius' lady.

Are we still talking about Ansley? Originally Posted by Rudyard K

No lube for you buddy.