Newbie with a date scheduled tomorrow, nervous!

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Goddamn right.....The fucking Black Plague, tsunamis, nuclear war....ain't got shit on a hooker.... Originally Posted by Russ38
Don't forget being overrun by Nazi Chihuahuas.

I have cancelled when something urgent unexpectedly happened to one my Irish chihuahuas, aka, "It's the dog's fault!"

Have also had to reschedule due to flooding. Torrential rains cause the creek to rise over the road near my cottage out in the deep, dark, spooky woods north of town (aka the Irish Chihuahua Refuge), so sometimes I can't get to my Houston incall apartment.

Always make up for disastrous delays with extra time and/or a substantial discount. Just seems fair to me since I WANT a buck to stop here, even if an act of God (or Dog) is ultimately responsible.

Plenty of dependable decadent dames on P411/ECCIE willing to entertain couples, Sxyamazon. Just peruse the reviews and keep the fire of desire for your amorous adventure burning.
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Don't forget being overrun by Nazi Chihuahuas.
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Absolutely Fancy!!!!!.....Oh I forgot to add Acts of Terrorism, Global Warming, Acid Rain and Zombie Apocalypse to the list.....
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So Gina allows women to have client accounts now?
What's next? Sexyamazon writing reviews?
Hey, I thoroughly plan on writing a review once I manage to have a provider keep an appt! What's wrong with me having a P411 account? A girl has needs too
Out_of_Bounds's Avatar
Unfortunately it's the males that are on the "client" side of things.
As for the review I sincerely hope you don't if you value continuing to post here.
To allow that would turn things on its ear here.
But should you ever decide to become a provider I do have a fondness/weakness for Amazon's.
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Hey, I thoroughly plan on writing a review once I manage to have a provider keep an appt! What's wrong with me having a P411 account? A girl has needs too Originally Posted by Sxyamazon
You are welcome to write a review and post it in Coed but female members are not permitted to post in the review forums. If your boyfriend joins you he may write the review though using his own account.

Either way, I hope you write it anyway
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Hey, I thoroughly plan on writing a review once I manage to have a provider keep an appt! What's wrong with me having a P411 account? A girl has needs too Originally Posted by Sxyamazon
I can help you with that hun I am a very well reviewed provider and I love girl on girl interaction
I can help you with that hun I am a very well reviewed provider and I love girl on girl interaction Originally Posted by KaitlynDior
It don't get no better than that^^^
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Hey, I thoroughly plan on writing a review once I manage to have a provider keep an appt! What's wrong with me having a P411 account? A girl has needs too Originally Posted by Sxyamazon

I have written hundreds of reviews here on icky, and other places, who needs an appointment to write a review? Now if you would kindly post some taint photos ...
Ok I will follow the rules but I don't get it . I know there are other women out there who would value the review info and in the same boat I'm in.