Rule #19

Oh nevermind ... this is not my thread. Carry on.

In my defense ... all these threads look the same now in days.

Even Dearhunter couldn't be as dumb as a Hambone.......I'm just saying. Originally Posted by Raphael

That's why it seemed such a clever disguise. And, of course, it's known that Dearhunter is not "boring". If figured that was all just calculated misdirection.

I'm really Carkido45 disguising myself as someone with wit, humor and intellect. Do you realize how difficult that is?
Now I could try being boardman disguising myself as a court jester but where's the challenge in that?

I'm certainly not Brooke Wild. My man tits aren't near that big.

I have been neglecting my threAD, pressing matters of the Supreme Court of SHMB Justice over on the Y. Raphaella did you answer any of my quires? Because I can make it hurt much better, do you use the network at work for example? Someone with your level of edumacation should really be running a 4G wireless card, just sayin'. Aren't these interrogatives fun? You should out me on one of your blogs, now that would be funny, but I'm thincking you might not have the stones for that Dansa de la Mort, but people surprise me all the time.

I'm certainly not Brooke Wild. Originally Posted by boardman

You're not Brooke Wild ... you're Mr. Brooke Wild & I'm Mrs. Boardman.

These guys fail to see that you and I are a real world couple madly inlove.

Yep ... boardman is my SO. It's the truth. I'm cooking dinner for him right now.

Father Wayward blesses this union. I now pronounce you Hobby Husband and Wife.

You're not Brooke Wild ... you're Mr. Brooke Wild & I'm Mrs. Boardman.

These guys fail to see that you and I are a real world couple madly inlove.

Yep ... boardman is my SO. It's the truth. I'm cooking dinner for him right now. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Fuck dinner, I'm horny!

My other girlfriends, LD, UCD, and BDS are gonna be pissed when they hear about this!

Im ok with it......after all its Brooke

I can still see other hooktards, I just found out it's in our vows.

I invented rule #19. Jasmin, Raphael check your pms. Carkido look outside your window.

Damn, it's getting crowded in here.

I invented rule #19. Jasmin, Raphael check your pms. Carkido look outside your window. Originally Posted by askthepaladin

Where is Blowpop when you need him? Love your blog by the way

http://askthepaladin.wordpress.com/

I found a good use for TxGator I can puthttp://i983.photobucket.com/albums/a...GATORBOOTS.jpg my foot right in the ole Arse Originally Posted by carkido45

Better to put your foot up a gator's ass than in your mouth...nope, too late.

3000th post...Why The Fuck not...

A friend of mine one time had a hot time with a provider. I….uhhhh …..he later found out that she may have, a few years back, traded in her trouser trout for some meat curtains. Does this make him gay?

3000th post...Why The Fuck not...

A friend of mine one time had a hot time with a provider. I….uhhhh …..he later found out that she may have, a few years back, traded in her trouser trout for some meat curtains. Does this make him gay? Originally Posted by notanewbie

It only makes him gay if he kissed her after CIM. At least I think?