What Are Your Limits?

There once was a mortician named willy
Who had a notion quite silly.

On his wedding night, ice cubes in the bathtub,
his new bride took respite.

After that, their relationship was most chilly.

Since the topic was something about what are your limits or boundaries, one of my limits was watered down whiskey. Ain't going there. Good whiskey needs no mixer, IMO. Spice was just guiding the conversation sharing his experience in that particular area. I mention a good Scotch, he mentioned some better ones. I have heard of some stuff costing hundreds of dollars a fifth, another limit I haven't crossed... Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

I'm a bourbon and water guy, Buffalo Trace and water is my drink........

Buffalo Trace Single Oak Project
http://www.singleoakproject.com/
Looks promising.

Are you positive they were not asking for Chichuahua burritos? Originally Posted by pyramider

Pretty certain, yes. Let's just say that my wee woofs could deal with sour cream and hot sauce but not go any farther before I get pointed... again... for accidentally bringing up forbidden topics.

Speaking of necrophilia, which evidently is okay to discuss (), when I first started out as a provider, maybe a month in (still naive), one fellow had me sit in a bathtub with ice, then lie down naked under a thin, white sheet in a pitch dark bedroom and not make a single move or noise while he had his way with me. (He told me, "Try not to breathe.") Afterward he pulled the sheet up over my face, stuck a toe tag on my Fancy foot, and left.

Paid me a fairly outrageous amount of money, but nope, wouldn't do that again, ever. I was weirded out for days. Creepy isn't even close to how it felt.

Brrr... Creepy isn't close indeed.
Just to be clear, we are just joking about necrophilia here. Speaking for myself, ya never really know about Russ.
Just goes to show ya that truth really is stranger than fiction. I'm glad you survived that ordeal Fancy. That is just weird Weird WEIRD. But like I said, I've tried to become more tolerant towards other people's fetishes. But that one.... Geeez

Brrr... Creepy isn't close indeed.
Just to be clear, we are just joking about necrophilia here. Speaking for myself, ya never really know about Russ.
Just goes to show ya that truth really is stranger than fiction. I'm glad you survived that ordeal Fancy. That is just weird Weird WEIRD. But like I said, I've tried to become more tolerant towards other people's fetishes. But that one.... Geeez Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

I have a graveyard story, too, but that was in college, at Halloween, and way more enjoyably energetic.

^ And? Guess how many points I've ever given out for hijacking? None.

Know why? My personal interpretation is very narrow on that and the other "gray area" guidelines.

As long as I can follow the thread from one topic into the next as a conversation naturally develops organically I dont consider it to be a hijack but rather a healthy sign of a lively community.

When you talk to your buddies or someone in real life do you focus on one thing and one thing only or does it flit around from one thing to the next? Almost always you could think about what you're talking about at that moment and follow the thread backwards to see how you got there from the start.

Anyway, who gives a fuck basically...

Feel free to RTM it though Originally Posted by SpiceItUp

blah.. blah ...you might want to let PP know that different things can be discussed on some threads....real life varies and people need options.......

Speaking of necrophilia, which evidently is okay to discuss (), when I first started out as a provider, maybe a month in (still naive), one fellow had me sit in a bathtub with ice, then lie down naked under a thin, white sheet in a pitch dark bedroom and not make a single move or noise while he had his way with me. (He told me, "Try not to breathe.") Afterward he pulled the sheet up over my face, stuck a toe tag on my Fancy foot, and left.

Paid me a fairly outrageous amount of money, but nope, wouldn't do that again, ever. I was weirded out for days. Creepy isn't even close to how it felt.
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Wait....that was you?.....




I kid, I kid....

fap, fap, fap.....

blah.. blah ...you might want to let PP know that different things can be discussed on some threads....real life varies and people need options....... Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

Let me make this perfectly clear... I did not say Spice was off topic. Hardhat asked Spice a question and Spice answered his question. I was referring to TG being off topic and TG is off topic again.
Pistol has said recently that it is ok.... if it stays civil.
Back on topic. My limits is Shit eaters, TUHA, PP and whatever Russ is talking about.

I agree with keeping threads on topic, but as Spice said, conversations hit tangents and side streams. A long as it remains coherent, it shouldn't cause any problems with any mods or members. The original topic was what are your "hobby limits", one poster mentioned a hangover and the conversation drifted to your whiskey intake limits. The topic was not about necrophilia, but it did take that perverted twist. Russ just does that, I'm not going to wreck my brain trying to figure that one out. It is entertaining if you can stomach the subject matter.
Remember there aren't "rules" that govern us here, only guidelines. The most important thing, to me anyway, is that we behave civilly and respectful of one another. We don't have to agree always, but we do have to share this space together.
I like this quote, its a good read...

How would fucking a zombie factor into the dead thing? Technically, zombies are dead ...

How would fucking a zombie factor into the dead thing? Technically, zombies are dead ... Originally Posted by pyramider

Hmmm... Very good point. (Point? Get it? Pointy Pyramid!)
Technically dead, but still mobile. That's got to turn Russ on to no end. Toss in a midget zombie and he's in heaven... Or Nirvana... Or...

The original topic was what are your "hobby limits", one poster mentioned a hangover and the conversation drifted to your whiskey intake limits. The topic was not about necrophilia, but it did take that perverted twist. Russ just does that, I'm not going to wreck my brain trying to figure that one out. It is entertaining if you can stomach the subject matter. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

^^^^ And yes, although I tend to take subject matter to the extreme at times, most of it is meant to be taken as nothing more than pure entertainment. I've always used dark humor and shock value in here, as well as the RW to get a point across but usually for no other reason than to see people's reaction....the people on here who've met me know this....What I still find most humorous is some of the messages and PM's I receive at times from those who get offended from it....on a fucking HOOKER BOARD!!!

.......But to get back on topic....of course I wouldn't fuck a dead whore, that would be uncivilized....but I would fuck that Korean midget without a second thought....I'll leave y'all to try and figure out everything in between......

Squirrel!!!