Favorite Witty Quotes

Imperfection Is Beauty Madness Is Genius & Its Better To Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring... Marilyn Monroe

I Let Them Think What They Want If They Care Enough To Bother With What I Do Then I'm Already Better Than Them... Marilyn Monroe

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." -Maya Angelou

If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now. - Zaphod Beeblebrox

KISS- Keep It Simple Stupid!!!!

I live by this

"Always be smarter than the people who hire you." -Lena Horne

Is merely a heightened sense of awareness. -my brother -

Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

A cat fell into a puddle and a rooster laughed. Moral of the story, wet pussy makes for happy cocks.

"Don't beleve every thing you read on the Internet"
Albert Einstein

I don't believe that..

A speaker of truth has
no friends.

~Seeking ~P

Live the life dont need a vacation

"Art is the ability to tell the truth, especially about oneself.'' -Richard Pryor

"The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel." -W. H. Auden

KISS- Keep It Simple Stupid!!!!

I live by this Originally Posted by weebbadd

+1

"The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel." -W. H. Auden Originally Posted by Lena Duvall

Damned,

I missed out and spend it with friends ... :-(