~BANDLESLAP~

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  • Toyz
  • 01-10-2016, 05:32 PM
it's probably a good thing just to accept and go with the fantasy .... or you wind up asking yourself too many questions. for example .... all the noises made during those battles in space between the empire and the rebels. noise ??? ... in space ???

alien had it right ...

... damn .. this is pretty my biggest foray into thread drift ... sorry Originally Posted by dodger
Its a make believe world here...I mean even the thought of SL & WhiixxZy high fiving cocks...its impossible due to the laws of MxL (mass times length) no way to do it.

So just enjoy the hilarity of it all.
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Its a make believe world here...I mean even the thought of SL & WhiixxZy high fiving cocks... Originally Posted by Toyz

You really need to quit spending time thinking about other guys cocks. I think maybe it's been too long since you got laid last.
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  • Toyz
  • 01-10-2016, 07:00 PM
You really need to quit spending time thinking about other guys cocks. I think maybe it's been too long since you got laid last. Originally Posted by Whispers
Resorting to Little Ricky 7th grade humor cause you got no game...

Sad...
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Thanks;
I put my $37.50 order in to Toyz Induztries for my gen-u-wine bandleslap.
You make some interesting products.
-Mr Peabody
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Love this thread...
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  • Toyz
  • 01-10-2016, 11:39 PM
Love this thread... Originally Posted by Victoria Columbari
Its pretty funny VC! And the damndest thing is its spot on true as well..
Awe hell. Who is travelerman? I just noticed that one got banned. It was in the sandbox section. Why can't we know who's who? It's fun!!!
I really wanna say Bandleslap, Muthafucka! And to think all that free anal I gave away in exchange for mandle information today.

They were singing like canaries today.

I'm just kidding you pervs. Don't fucking call me for greek!
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  • Toyz
  • 01-11-2016, 07:53 AM
I really wanna say Bandleslap, Muthafucka! And to think all that free anal I gave away in exchange for mandle information today.

They were singing like canaries today.

I'm just kidding you pervs. Don't fucking call me for greek! Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi
BANDLESLAP THAT MOTHERFUCKER, ROSSI!!
My pimp hand strong.
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My pimp hand strong. Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi
Is that you in the Avatar? I love that look!
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hahahaha Scarlett it looks like the cat in the hat is here to claim his greek bandle freebie girl. YIKES backfire
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  • Toyz
  • 01-11-2016, 02:52 PM
My pimp hand strong. Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi
BANDLESLAP THAT MOTHER FUCKER ROSSI!

(Here's a hint...he used to be a fandle, but has recently become a bandle).
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hahahaha Scarlett it looks like the cat in the hat is here to claim his greek bandle freebie girl. YIKES backfire Originally Posted by sue_nami
yikes? You know nothing about me Sue and my comment on Scarlett's avatar was in no way any indication for my desire for any sexual act with her. It was simply an appreciation for an avatar that creates some desire I would think.

Perhaps she could help you do select something appropriate if that is possible.
I can't keep up? What's a fandle?! No that is not my avatar, but it is very close to how I dress when going out on a date. I'll keep that in mind for my next set of pix.

Sue- I'm only giving away free anal to the guys that get the mandle banned!