It Makes No Sense!

You mean like getting upset 'cause your Android phone doesn't behave like a Windows computer?

try to be more clear when you post, no reason to get all upset about internet postings Originally Posted by johnnyretard

subculture?
you mean modern culture, right?
whats "closed" minded about liking my women fit and healthy?

you like seafood? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR (Closed) mind?


that' what you sound like.
I like my women fit and not fat...OMG...we all have preferences, just because mind corealate with health, well, that's icing on the cake Originally Posted by johnnyretard

because sparkles tweeked out ass is just the picture of health right! and it is mine not mind for the record.

no, I was not aware I was insulting anyone?
but I do not like guys/people, who tell me because I like a certain group, i'm CLOSED minded
etc
IE satan666

but just to throw in a twist for the hell of it, soon you'll see a review of mine from GemmaFox who, at 190/5'4 isnt fit but she is def a cutie and has great hair

yes, I prefer dark hair...
does that make me (closed) minded?

course not. Originally Posted by johnnyretard

here we go again with the contradicting condescending crap. because @ 190/5'4 she is the fit gals like you like to see. gemmafox I mean absolutely no disrespect in this comment just trying to prove a point.

I do reviews also
try to be more clear when you post, no reason to get all upset about internet postings Originally Posted by johnnyretard

as do I and in my tenure here on eccie a lot more than you have. to point out another faux pas on your fit ramblings. one of your reviews is of Stephanie who is an amazing woman and an even more amazing person. but if your going to be making statements as to my closed mindedness. look back at what you posted previously! now as your tripping over that Benjamin franklin in front of you too pick up a penny and try and backpedal your comments you've stated. I will be waiting to see your reply cupcake!

I've never liked "Dripping Wet" in the ad. Makes me think she needs Depends or something.

I H*A*v*E a Gr8 Diz-LiKe 4 PAcK PAG3 H*E**A***D****L***I**E*S as a PaNeFuL Wa oV pOstinG.

Call me aT Five-f1ve**5 Feyeve FHive 5 &^^^5 five Fiv.

I'm unlike anyone you have ever been with.

previously! now as your tripping over that Benjamin franklin in front of you too pick up a penny and try and backpedal your comments you've stated. I will be waiting to see your reply cupcake! Originally Posted by satan666

I'll be glad to give a reply, but you need to edit your prolix ramblings into an interrogative statement that warrants a reply.
let me know when that occurs, baby

I don't like it when a lady proudly declares she has a juicy ass.

That makes me think she had a shart in her panties. Not very sexy.

I don't like it when a lady proudly declares she has a juicy ass.

That makes me think she had a shart in her panties. Not very sexy. Originally Posted by Starry69

Y ES!

and when you squeeze her ass, it will leak!

"It's my birthday weekend, come help me celebrate!" (I always think, "poor thing, she has no friends...")

"Visiting witchta this week." (Please know how to fucking spell the name of the city you're visiting.)

when she says.......Classy not trashy....and she iuses all kind of emoticons & symbols along with a selfie shot near the toilet or sink!

After reading this thread, from now on I'm just going to leave my ad title blank...lol

My all-time favorite is Backpage ladies that advertise themselves as a "stallion..."

"Caucasian Girl". (I guess I hope that white is the selling point for her...)

If you can't afford my rates, don't contact me at all.