Cash- trade-offers

KaylaRyder's Avatar
Oh....the barter system...had a lovely time with Kayla...my 4 seats for tomorrow's Bills game some moonshine and a tip...ain't America great!!! Originally Posted by MOPAR11
Omg my son and his buddies had a awsome time, we lost but they had alot of fun!! Thankyou so much babe xoxoxoxox America is great and so are you!!!
bustybabygirl's Avatar
That's a great trade.
Amber Does's Avatar
I usually don't do trades but maybe for a 2 car garage rental space up to $100/month total for a few months..... (because that's all I'll pay a normal person for it)

Not desperate but just figured I'd put it out there.
Pm me if interested. Thanks
keysersozesmara's Avatar
DAMN! If I would have known I could pay with Moonshine...
How about some good European Absinthe!? LOL ;-)
How about some good European Absinthe!? LOL ;-) Originally Posted by keysersozesmara
You trying to blind someone???
I would if the girl was hot but you are kind of chubby, can I trade you a box of cracker jacks?
Amber Does's Avatar
I feel like cracker Jacks would make one fatter.
I feel like cracker Jacks would make one fatter. Originally Posted by Amber Does
Kind of the point.
JONBALLS's Avatar
be carefull what you wish for..
JONBALLS's Avatar
did you at least have a coupon?
Next Best Thing's Avatar
I've found that regardless of whether a hook is fat or not that it's poor form to show up empty handed. Vending machine Chuckles and a diet Coke are welcome gifts under almost any circumstances in a hotel/motel situation.
Next Best Thing's Avatar
The first hook I ever visited regularly (not fat by the way) had this strange fetish. She liked Doritos, but only if they were slightly warmed. An oven would be too hot no matter how you set the temperature. It was impossible to get them perfectly heated to taste that way. The only thing that worked was putting the bag directly adjacent to the floor vents in the car on the ride from the convenience store to the $35 a night motel. Perfect!
Amber Does's Avatar
The first hook I ever visited regularly (not fat by the way) had this strange fetish. She liked Doritos, but only if they were slightly warmed. An oven would be too hot no matter how you set the temperature. It was impossible to get them perfectly heated to taste that way. The only thing that worked was putting the bag directly adjacent to the floor vents in the car on the ride from the convenience store to the $35 a night motel. Perfect! Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
Weird.
Next Best Thing's Avatar
The weirdest thing about it was that she was a Binghamton hook who could eat a family sized bag of Doritos by herself in 90 minutes and still had a sleek athletic body. Finding a hook like that is equivalent to stumbling across a spotted owl. Other than that not really weird at all.
I'd trade my network engineer/tech nerd services for a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and some rye toast... Or a footjob. Whatever is easier for you.