My mock Texas Ad...

London Rayne's Avatar
DED- Should I be worried?!? Originally Posted by Valerie
That all depends on how much "Anaconda" you like.
Wicket's Avatar
Darn it. I wonder what it would take for London to tour to Endor.
London Rayne's Avatar
Hmmm 2090?
....... unless you let him fold it in half.....


JaD Originally Posted by Jusanotherdude
That's funny right there JaD

DED- Should I be worried?!? Originally Posted by Valerie
No, not at all
London Rayne's Avatar
He is LYING!!
Jusanotherdude's Avatar
DED- Should I be worried?!? Originally Posted by Valerie
Worried? Nah...... Just don't expect walking to be easy the next day...... and that bruised sternum will heal in a couple days..... it just takes longer when it's bruised from the inside!


DED- Should I be worried?!? Originally Posted by Valerie
No, not at all Originally Posted by DickEmDown
He is LYING!! Originally Posted by London Rayne
Smart lady! Ha!


JaD
Naomi4u's Avatar
Worried? Nah...... Just don't expect walking to be easy the next day...... and that bruised sternum will heal in a couple days..... it just takes longer when it's bruised from the inside!
Originally Posted by Jusanotherdude
I'm intrigued to say the least.
Worried? Nah...... Just don't expect walking to be easy the next day...... and that bruised sternum will heal in a couple days..... it just takes longer when it's bruised from the inside! Originally Posted by Jusanotherdude
...how much anaconda are we talking here DED?!
London Rayne's Avatar
Not me...I am S C A R E D!! Oh well, dinner can't hurt.
shorty's Avatar
Dinner can hurt also. Mouth and Jaws may be too sore to eat from being way too big to take.
London Rayne's Avatar
Nah, this mouth never runs out...obviously my 85 words per minute don't either.


LOL!
Where is Chica Chaser...get this thread back on topic and off me



Val, I pay London & JaD to say my dick is big, no worries
Jusanotherdude's Avatar
Nah, this mouth never runs out...obviously my 85 words per minute don't either.


LOL! Originally Posted by London Rayne

Ha!!! That is freaking STRONG!! Very nicely said!

JaD
London Rayne's Avatar
Can I see some of that cash DED? Thanks!
Jusanotherdude's Avatar
Where is Chica Chaser...get this thread back on topic and off me



Val, I pay London & JaD to say my dick is big, no worries Originally Posted by DickEmDown
I wish...... proof is in the puddin'...... so to speak........

I was unfortunate to "follow" our man after a couple of lovely ladies.......... Always wondered why my "moves" didn't work as effectively on them...... then I read this.........

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=724416&postcount=1



JaD