Top Ways To Piss A Provider Off.....

....and let us not forget this classic .....

http://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1002399

But lavender is ok right ? Originally Posted by spear89

lavender, ....pink,....and of course,.....

burnt orange

The number one way to piss me off guaranteeing you'll never step foot inside my place is to walk up to the door with an envelope in your hand. You might as well write "I PAY FOR SEX" on that envelope, change out my porch lights to red bulbs and put up a neon nude modeling sign on my roof.

Discretion is a two way street.

So if someone "no shows" you, you "no show" everyone else that day after the "no show"?

Interesting: In the civilian world I kinda like "grudge fucks"! Originally Posted by LexusLover

Exactly. I don't see more than 2 clients on any particular day, so usually I have nobody to NC/NS. But I will send a courtesy text, pm or email to cancel. Tell him it's an off day. But if he agreed to a grudge fuck because of my mood I would probably see him. He had fair warning either way.

The number one way to piss me off guaranteeing you'll never step foot inside my place is to walk up to the door with an envelope in your hand. You might as well write "I PAY FOR SEX" on that envelope, change out my porch lights to red bulbs and put up a neon nude modeling sign on my roof.

Discretion is a two way street. Originally Posted by Macy Manning

And don't write Anna Nikkole on the freaking envelope ughhh. Write "Happy Birthday" but don't pull it out till in the room please!

This thread went from being a potential good thread to being ANOTHER Revenge of the Dorks thread

Keep your hopes up though, *one day* y'all be the "cool kids" ........

............ Just not in this life......



(of course that doesn't apply to any of the lovely ladies who have commented here)

Well then, NaMo, feel free to add to it and try to get the train back on the tracks.....?

Bring it . . .

Well then, NaMo, feel free to add to it and try to get the train back on the tracks.....?

Bring it . . . Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Well, to be honest nothing really "pisses me off" as a provider anymore, after dealing with so many of the things that *could* piss a provider off, I just see it as something that comes with "my job"
Are there things that annoy me?
SURE. But nothing that the block button or simply ignoring and moving on with your day, can't fix.

Example:
Random eccie fucktard 1- pms me to ask me if I offer an activity that it's CLEARLY listed in my showcase as my "Absolute NO's"
Me- block his ass

Random eccie fucktard 2 ( by random I mean he has never been screened)- pms me asking me for my availability, incall location, or to tell me how "beautiful I am" or any random, vague ish...
Me- Ignore it, and keep scrolling....

See, how simple? No need to get "pissed"

I get annoyed by endless questions in my inbox but pissed if I get out of my pajamas shower, shave, and flat iron my hair, put on lipstick and get in my car in the rain especially when it's 2 hours till I actually want to wake up and go to meet a jack ass who does a uncalled for NC/NS.

They actually don't happen often but annoying to say the least!

The number one way to piss me off guaranteeing you'll never step foot inside my place is to walk up to the door with an envelope in your hand. You might as well write "I PAY FOR SEX" on that envelope, change out my porch lights to red bulbs and put up a neon nude modeling sign on my roof.

Discretion is a two way street. Originally Posted by Macy Manning

Guys will start doing this when ladies get to the point they:
1). Are completely ready 10 minutes BEFORE appointment time
2). Send us the room number 5 minutes BEFORE appointment time

This way, we can actually arrive, get straight out of the car and be knocking on your door exactly at appointment time.

Try sitting in an apartment/hotel parking lot for 20 minutes looking like a stalker while people walk by stairing at you if you want to know what uncaomfortable is.

Guys will start doing this when ladies get to the point they:
1). Are completely ready 10 minutes BEFORE appointment time
2). Send us the room number 5 minutes BEFORE appointment time

This way, we can actually arrive, get straight out of the car and be knocking on your door exactly at appointment time.

Try sitting in an apartment/hotel parking lot for 20 minutes looking like a stalker while people walk by stairing at you if you want to know what uncaomfortable is. Originally Posted by citizen44

"On time" is not in their vocabulary.

When I am about to cum all over his face & he stops.

I disagree, they are not indentured servants. They are independent contractors whom are free to see whomever, wherever, whatever, and however they wish.

This is a buyer beware planet. It is your job to do your own research. If that involves asking direct questions, go for it, however, how the lady chooses to react is her business. Literally Originally Posted by Mythos

Thank you for this...

Got what?
You wasn't man enough to post a single thing in public but hid in private even when it was a lady asking the question. Originally Posted by looking2havefun

What is in the dark, shall be brought to the light... GS, this is another way of getting info from the mens room...IJS.

The number one way to piss me off guaranteeing you'll never step foot inside my place is to walk up to the door with an envelope in your hand. You might as well write "I PAY FOR SEX" on that envelope, change out my porch lights to red bulbs and put up a neon nude modeling sign on my roof.

Discretion is a two way street. Originally Posted by Macy Manning

Or opening the door to exit and loudly saying "Thank You".

Guys will start doing this when ladies get to the point they:
1). Are completely ready 10 minutes BEFORE appointment time
2). Send us the room number 5 minutes BEFORE appointment time

This way, we can actually arrive, get straight out of the car and be knocking on your door exactly at appointment time.

Try sitting in an apartment/hotel parking lot for 20 minutes looking like a stalker while people walk by stairing at you if you want to know what uncaomfortable is. Originally Posted by citizen44

"On time" is not in their vocabulary. Originally Posted by gtoman

I am always on time... JS.

A RAiNBOW in the morning.

I'm fully confident they were still able to read it.
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Originally Posted by citizen44

word

When I am about to cum all over his face & he stops. Originally Posted by SweetDulce

Funny