Where is the strangest/wildest/most awkward place you have "performed an act"?

Straddling a jet ski in the middle of the day on Joe pool lake..

Summer Camp with a GF from school, in a restroom stall at the dining hall. Guys were in and out of the other stalls.
At a beach bonfire, we walked behind a sand dune and when we were done, some friends had gathered to watch. They clapped.
Overnight bus trip from Corpus Christi to Dallas. Under a blanket, hj then she put her head in my lap for a bbbj abd swallowed. Thanks, Trailways.
Overnight 747 flight to NZ. Mostly empty flight.
Hotel balcony above the SA River Walk.
Left Boy Scout Camp after 1AM and walked over to the 13th Floor to meet a GF and joined the party. Best night of camping, ever!
In the living room of a GF parent's, I was sitting on the piano stool, she was sitting on my lap with my cock in her while she played a march. Her paren't never bothered us .

That would be in the butt, Bob. Originally Posted by ElBombero

Classic episode!!

Cockpit and PIC of a Bonanza F33A in flight maybe the most notable.

Back of A King Air F90 and a Cessna Conquest. Back of a Citation V. All in flight.

Boats of various descriptions, including an unpleasant episode in an unstable canoe on a cold night. Band hall practice room and bus. Motel room on band and debate trip. Cars -- back seat, hood, trunk lids. Backs of pickups and vans. Blankets outdoors. Driving down the road. A State Park. Roof of a parked no garage at night. Office couch and rug. Hammock. A grave yard (in the car) with a working girl in broad daylight. Grave yard, out of the car with a gal in high school -- not in broad daylight. Probably some I'm missing.

Mile high club 4 times.
Standing doggy in a changing room in the old Just for Feet athletic store by North Park.
Manager knocked on the door and asked, "Is everything OK?" I say "It doesn't fit!"
Doing anal with her bent over a tennis net at night at Brookhaven Country Club.
Lots of head while driving.
In Barbados on the party ship..The Jolly Roger..We had a pirate wedding and went downstairs to consummate...didn't realize a glass hatch was above. Lots of voyeurs on board.

I have a blowjob compulsion and when I feel or see a bulge in a guys pants or swimsuit, I cant hold back. I have blown guys in public at a swimming pool, movie theater, lots of parties, clubs, dance floor, many cars etc etc.
If I am tipsy, I have been fucked in public as well at clubs and parties and many times in a restroom at a club or party.
I love to be watched!!!!

We will have to set this I am game!

We will have to set this I am game! Originally Posted by Rocketman3406

It has been way too long since I have played with you. I'd say it's about that time again.

One of the hottest situations was when I was invited over to a colleague's home for dinner with him and his wife. After dinner, he had to run an errand and his wife was all over me totally unexpectedly. After that I started to get a lot more invitations to his home which almost all resulted in some sort of erotic play with his wife and a lot of times he was in his home doing work in another room. I never knew when he would walk in on us which made it tense but she was quite aggressive. She insisted he knew nothing about what was going on. When we were out, this often resulted in public sex with her husband not far away. Their marriage was great and they were very affectionate with each other in front of me but when he was not in the room, she was all over me. This resulted in some public erotic teasing and ses with her with her husband or female friends lurking around.

Hmm, in the parking lot of my job at lunch. People coming and going while my gf gave me one hell of a blowjob. Got called in the office for that one.....and the nickname BJ for the rest of the time I worked there, lol.

Had a college girlfriend that worked in the Dean's office. She had a key to the office. Fucked her in standing mish on a Sunday afternoon on the Dean's conference table where he sat. Sat in his chair spent and watched my cum run out of her on to the table.

In an ER (NOLA) while working night shift with one of the Docs....Old style room with just a curtain between 2 beds. That ER and all the great stories got washed away with Katrina.

In Addison, at club MEMPHIS on a Saturday night, stall in men's room with a 6'8" guy...got caught by security even though we had a volunteer "lookout".

In Dallas with my X at a Long John Silvers, in a booth at about 3pm...no other patrons...staff all disappeared into the back of the kitchen...I always thought they were watching us on camera.

I have a blowjob compulsion and when I feel or see a bulge in a guys pants or swimsuit, I cant hold back. I have blown guys in public at a swimming pool, movie theater, lots of parties, clubs, dance floor, many cars etc etc.
If I am tipsy, I have been fucked in public as well at clubs and parties and many times in a restroom at a club or party.
I love to be watched!!!! Originally Posted by FemiLove

Reading this has resulted in an uncomfortable bulge in my pants!

Once on a tour to SWA I had sex in a bunker which was basically a bunch of sand bags piled up with a sand floor, and then on a separate occasion I had sex along the edge of the razor wire fence... and wouldn't you know it A PATROL CAME UP ON US... so busted!

OMG! I almost forgot, for part of that tour I was seeing a guy regularly and we would do it in his bunk in his tent which was RIGHT next to the tent where my CO and 1st SGT stayed. It was difficult to stifle my moans of passion but if leadership would've caught me I have no idea what they would have done... lol

Nowadays I prefer my soft comfy bed for most romps in the hay.

I'm not calling bullshit, but I find it difficult to suspend my disbelief that so many of the incidents described actually happened, and, if they did, that so many guys found willing partners. Maybe I've just led a sheltered life.