Ugliest Guys on ECCIE

Amber Does's Avatar
Mostly I agree and this is obviously someone who is self-aware and not a moron.

The biggest mouths among the hooks and their enabling male lesbian customers are make-believe social justice warriors who want to maintain the benefit of the doubt in every argument - that's my only issue with them.

Don't want to fuck you because you're fat? Fine. Be prepared to face a tsunami of criticism and objectivication then.

Most of the hooks in upstate NY are embarassingly overweight and unattractive and I would not be seen in public with them for a myriad of reasons. That's as real a scenario as you being fat is.

Do I need to vent my spleen about this on a message board?

I do, about as much as their apologists and themselves do

$200 an hour is a viable wage for an individual with no tangible skill other than a willingness to allow herself to be sexually defaced. And that's all you, I, or anyone else owes them.

GO FUCKING GIANTS. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
On Eccie that is me

Most frugal guy on Eccie. That be me

I'd like to think those two things don't get in the way of being one of the nicest.
jokacz's Avatar
Voted by hookers as best looking guy:

Honestly say I am half the man he is...who is on the 50 that's who I resemble?
Heywood Jablowmenow's Avatar
I've been afraid to open this thread. Pleasantly surprised nobody mentioned my handle. You guys can go rant all you want but the fact that no providers have mentioned me shows how polite they are. Sure, it's mostly about the Benjamins but in addition I've experienced some very satisfying relationships I hope to continue indefinitely.
KaylaRyder's Avatar
I've been afraid to open this thread. Pleasantly surprised nobody mentioned my handle. You guys can go rant all you want but the fact that no providers have mentioned me shows how polite they are. Sure, it's mostly about the Benjamins but in addition I've experienced some very satisfying relationships I hope to continue indefinitely. Originally Posted by Heywood Jablowmenow
You are very very very far from being the ugliest guy on eccie!!! Not even close!! And that's not a hooker lie it's the truth!! Your to funny lol
Amber Does's Avatar
I've been afraid to open this thread. Pleasantly surprised nobody mentioned my handle. You guys can go rant all you want but the fact that no providers have mentioned me shows how polite they are. Sure, it's mostly about the Benjamins but in addition I've experienced some very satisfying relationships I hope to continue indefinitely. Originally Posted by Heywood Jablowmenow
I have no idea who you are, nor what you look like. or who half the guys are that actually post on ECCIE so therefore no need to comment I guess. Lol
I think Benjamin Franklin isn't all that either 😚
Lexxxy's Avatar
I can honestly say I haven't seen ugly guys in wny. They are average Joe to down right hot as hell. I agree hygeine has a huge part in it and attitude. If someone is average Joe, clean, groomed, and fun to be with that's really hot.
I've been afraid to open this thread. Pleasantly surprised nobody mentioned my handle. You guys can go rant all you want but the fact that no providers have mentioned me shows how polite they are. Sure, it's mostly about the Benjamins but in addition I've experienced some very satisfying relationships I hope to continue indefinitely. Originally Posted by Heywood Jablowmenow
Hey -- don't be stealing our thunder. You don't have a monopoly on ugly. Some of the rest of us , me included, are up for that challenge.
I figured this to turn into a pissing match....
MOCHAakaMOCHA's Avatar
Well if I looked like Brad Pitt, why would I waste time on eccie rather than fuck aspiring actresses for free. Originally Posted by redhot11
It's not that rare for a conventionally/mainstream hot dude to hobby either.
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wotbaby's Avatar
^ Hey, where'd you steal my picture!? Take it down! Haha. JK. The picture, which once seen cannot be unseen.
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Thats my mom