BP whores, listen up... - Page 5

Brings to mind the ORIGINAL word definition of "fagot."

A "bundle" of sticks....

Poking many bears.

So take this as I mean it, what a well done fagot.

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If the judge tosses the charge.. does this mean that CL will bring back its escort section because they were doing the same thing as BP?

should be interesting to follow

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Who're you, Michael J. Fox?

Stop being so dramatic... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Ha! You can't make any of this shit up. Only on eccie...

I love it when my friends and family tell me that voting for Trump makes me a racist/ traitor to my own race. It gives me a warm soft feeling on the inside every time. People are idiots.

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Ha! You can't make any of this shit up. Only on eccie...

I love it when my friends and family tell me that voting for Trump makes me a racist/ traitor to my own race. It gives me a warm soft feeling on the inside every time. People are idiots. Originally Posted by Hot to Trot Daphne

just curious. What are you voting for when you vote Trump and how do you think he will make your life better within the next 4 yrs?

Personally I think we need some blacks like you to vote the way you do for none other than to say that a certain % of us do vote against their interest. [I'm being as PC as I can] ;-)

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"Make America White Again." Don't worry, I'm mixed. Ima haveta register here shortly. Plus I'm thinking about converting to Islam. Ah hell, jus deport me now, or maybe I'll self-deport, to Mexico, so I can build a factory and employ some Appalachian "disabled" white men who are having difficulty keeping it up due to issues relating to "perceived manliness" and "self-esteem." "Make Mexico White Again" is how I see it. And I tell it like it is. Originally Posted by GrkFrk

Please be sure to take pxmcc and KMLWA with you.

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At least he is not going to Canada.

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Best thread I've read in a while.

1. All Asians dont have small dicks.

2. Its black men on the board with money....they lurk...

3. Oddly I have met more white men who uses the word bruh. Big city life and all..you hear all kinds of stuff while out and about....

Super awesome thread BRUH....sadly the pimps are not reading this...they are at Jack in the box.

...we get it. The arrest of the CEO of Backpage last month has all of your pimps running scared, worried about sex trafficking charges, and you're looking for new places to advertise. We get that you're desperate for a new source of income, and you're looking for other avenues that set your pimp minds at ease. The differences between Backpage and here are pretty minor.

The tricks here are just as fucking dumb, they're just as cheap, and they're just as easy to fleece, the only difference is that they call themselves "hobbyists" instead of johns. Their mistake. The cops are here, just as they are on Backpage, watching what is happening. The only difference is that people here think they aren't. Their mistake. The whores here are just as jealous as the streetwalkers you're familiar with. In some ways, even more so, because here they're hiding behind a keyboard and your pimp doesn't get the opportunity to cut the bitch that disrespects his whores.

The biggest difference between here and Backpage is that here...people respond to your dumbass comments, rates, ads, and threADs, and they don't do that on Backpage. That being said, there are some guidelines you may want to polish up on when you decide to get involved here, to help minimize the backlash you get for looking like a fucking moron when your pimps post for you.

1. Tell your pimps to learn to speak English. There's more than a couple idiots here who use the word "bruh" in their posts, but they're the minority...in posting, and in life. Don't cater to them if you want to earn any money.

2. Learn to give up the free pussy to the moderators, and the free anal to the admins. That'll help grease the wheels as far as getting you verified, as a whore, and as being of age. Unless you're butt fucking ugly, fat, or too much of a hoodrat...then you might have some trouble...or maybe not...there's always Pistolero and The2Dogs...

3. Ignore the massive amount of Mexican whores here. They'll advertise themselves as Cuban, Honduran, Spanish, and anything else, but they're all Mexicans who just got trafficked across the border and are in the same shit as you are. You'll learn nothing from them.

4. Don't see a guy by the name of "the cute papi" when he contacts you in your welcome post. On second thought, you can give him the bareback, tape recorded session he wants, as long as you pass along a long lasting present when you do. So, skip that weekly trip to the clinic and dive right in girls.

5. If you've been walking the track for any length of time, then you're probably somewhat thin. On second thought, your pimps can only afford the value listings at Jack In The Box, so maybe you are fat as fuck. If you are fat, you're shit out of luck here. The majority of the hookers here are already fat, and since they've been here longer than you, they've already found all of the fat, insecure hobbyists on the board that want to fuck them. That leaves none for you. Sorry.

6a. If you're black, be sure to have your pimp list you as "Mixed" on the race tab. There's almost as many ghetto hoodrat whores here as there are in the Palace Inns you frequent. I say almost, because the ones that are, list themselves as Mixed, to try and convince us white guys to fuck them, instead of the "bruhs" around here. We all know that your pimps don't like other black guys hanging around, because all black guys are just pimp wannabes. That's still as true here as it is on the track, so stick to listing as Mixed, and trying to fuck the white guys. Not me, of course.

6b. Since you're black, please tell your pimp to list "No AA allowed" or "I have an NBA policy" in your ad. I love seeing the black guys lose their damn minds over it. Since I'm doing all this work to help educate you and your pimps, please help me out by giving me some entertainment.

7. Stop using the whole "�� Brand NEW to ECCIE & Excited to Join ��Im a Breathtaking Gorgeous Whore Fantasy ��" emoji laden, super secret code word "seven13 two6five 1onetwo5" bullshit posts, and the "nothing in this post is to be taken as an offer of prostitution, and any contact with me enters you into a contract that confirms you are not law enforcement" bullshit. First, none of that shit works. Second, the goal here is to not look like all the other fat, black, Mexican, or illiterate whores that we already have here, so get rid of that shit. Three, none of that shit works.

8. Your starting rate should be a minimum of $250 per hour. That's mainly because it'll eliminate all the undesirable Mexican and black guys, and leave you with the Caucasians and Asians. Everyone knows the white guys are where the money is at, and everyone else knows that the Asians are the easiest ones to fleece because of their tiny dicks and premature ejaculations. Tell the Korean ones to lay off the kimchi for a few days before seeing you, and you'll be golden.

9. DON'T TAKE A SELFIE WITH A TOILET IN THE BACKGROUND, when you post your ad. On Backpage it's a sign of prosperity, that your pimp can afford a place with running water that hasn't been turned off this month, but here, no one is interested in your floating turds. There's enough Brown, Champagne induced turds floating around here for us all. Trust us.

10. Have a nice day.

This has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood welcoming committee...and none of it applies to me, of course. Originally Posted by Wakeup

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Pfft...hood rats never know where their pimps are...until it's time to collect...

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...we get it. The arrest of the CEO of Backpage last month has all of your pimps running scared, worried about sex trafficking charges, and you're looking for new places to advertise. We get that you're desperate for a new source of income, and you're looking for other avenues that set your pimp minds at ease. The differences between Backpage and here are pretty minor.

The tricks here are just as fucking dumb, they're just as cheap, and they're just as easy to fleece, the only difference is that they call themselves "hobbyists" instead of johns. Their mistake. The cops are here, just as they are on Backpage, watching what is happening. The only difference is that people here think they aren't. Their mistake. The whores here are just as jealous as the streetwalkers you're familiar with. In some ways, even more so, because here they're hiding behind a keyboard and your pimp doesn't get the opportunity to cut the bitch that disrespects his whores.

The biggest difference between here and Backpage is that here...people respond to your dumbass comments, rates, ads, and threADs, and they don't do that on Backpage. That being said, there are some guidelines you may want to polish up on when you decide to get involved here, to help minimize the backlash you get for looking like a fucking moron when your pimps post for you.

1. Tell your pimps to learn to speak English. There's more than a couple idiots here who use the word "bruh" in their posts, but they're the minority...in posting, and in life. Don't cater to them if you want to earn any money.

2. Learn to give up the free pussy to the moderators, and the free anal to the admins. That'll help grease the wheels as far as getting you verified, as a whore, and as being of age. Unless you're butt fucking ugly, fat, or too much of a hoodrat...then you might have some trouble...or maybe not...there's always Pistolero and The2Dogs...

3. Ignore the massive amount of Mexican whores here. They'll advertise themselves as Cuban, Honduran, Spanish, and anything else, but they're all Mexicans who just got trafficked across the border and are in the same shit as you are. You'll learn nothing from them.

4. Don't see a guy by the name of "the cute papi" when he contacts you in your welcome post. On second thought, you can give him the bareback, tape recorded session he wants, as long as you pass along a long lasting present when you do. So, skip that weekly trip to the clinic and dive right in girls.

5. If you've been walking the track for any length of time, then you're probably somewhat thin. On second thought, your pimps can only afford the value listings at Jack In The Box, so maybe you are fat as fuck. If you are fat, you're shit out of luck here. The majority of the hookers here are already fat, and since they've been here longer than you, they've already found all of the fat, insecure hobbyists on the board that want to fuck them. That leaves none for you. Sorry.

6a. If you're black, be sure to have your pimp list you as "Mixed" on the race tab. There's almost as many ghetto hoodrat whores here as there are in the Palace Inns you frequent. I say almost, because the ones that are, list themselves as Mixed, to try and convince us white guys to fuck them, instead of the "bruhs" around here. We all know that your pimps don't like other black guys hanging around, because all black guys are just pimp wannabes. That's still as true here as it is on the track, so stick to listing as Mixed, and trying to fuck the white guys. Not me, of course.

6b. Since you're black, please tell your pimp to list "No AA allowed" or "I have an NBA policy" in your ad. I love seeing the black guys lose their damn minds over it. Since I'm doing all this work to help educate you and your pimps, please help me out by giving me some entertainment.

7. Stop using the whole "�� Brand NEW to ECCIE & Excited to Join ��Im a Breathtaking Gorgeous Whore Fantasy ��" emoji laden, super secret code word "seven13 two6five 1onetwo5" bullshit posts, and the "nothing in this post is to be taken as an offer of prostitution, and any contact with me enters you into a contract that confirms you are not law enforcement" bullshit. First, none of that shit works. Second, the goal here is to not look like all the other fat, black, Mexican, or illiterate whores that we already have here, so get rid of that shit. Three, none of that shit works.

8. Your starting rate should be a minimum of $250 per hour. That's mainly because it'll eliminate all the undesirable Mexican and black guys, and leave you with the Caucasians and Asians. Everyone knows the white guys are where the money is at, and everyone else knows that the Asians are the easiest ones to fleece because of their tiny dicks and premature ejaculations. Tell the Korean ones to lay off the kimchi for a few days before seeing you, and you'll be golden.

9. DON'T TAKE A SELFIE WITH A TOILET IN THE BACKGROUND, when you post your ad. On Backpage it's a sign of prosperity, that your pimp can afford a place with running water that hasn't been turned off this month, but here, no one is interested in your floating turds. There's enough Brown, Champagne induced turds floating around here for us all. Trust us.

10. Have a nice day.

This has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood welcoming committee...and none of it applies to me, of course. Originally Posted by Wakeup

LMFAO!!!!!! This is funny.......