the thing is none of these ladies like kissing you guys. Sure she can go to her happy place and kiss you but if you know you're ugly as fuck with a jacked up grill and stank breathe and she kisses your ass anyway then you shouldn't walk away feeling like you accomplished something, I don't give a fuck what you paid for. Take some pride in yourself get your teeth fixed, get rid of the halitosis and stank breath. Personally I feel good knowing they want to kiss me...just like when I previously mentioned I went to lunch with a provider (and didn't pay) and she sang to me. She wanted to kiss my lips and let me know it.Honestly kissing a ugly tard isn't the issue for me it's the point that y'all tards don't know how to fucking kiss..
I do think though that some LFK may be a good compromise but if you're a nasty ass fuck face then hopefully she's smart enough to send your ass packing. I know of a famous ex provider (one of Houston's hottest) she used to tell me she'd send clients packing if they stank. Simple as that. Personally any woman telling me I stank is the only thing that could ever damage my psyche.I don't blame some of the providers. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
It's about the same percent of those who can't eat pussy worth a fuck.. It's not that I don't like DATY it's just I can't come to grips to tell you that you SUCK!
But seriously most guys open there mouth wide like there about to get a BBC or some shit then the drool is just ridiculous.. Some of yall kiss like them guppies that you see on fish tanks and it's just nasty... Or there teeth hit yours & Im like HELP HELP..
Or the ones that lick your face WTF Ive been in some weird situations... Memorable yes but not in a good way but it gives me a good laugh when I think back..
Especially the time this one tard was kissing me & his teeth fell out lmfao I just felt something fall and hit my leg I look down & its his teeth I'm like seriously...
He said he was trying a new glue and obviously it wasn't strong enough.. It was a crazy situation but I had already been use to brushing my grandmas teeth it didn't freak me out as bad lmfao