Best advice columnist Rooster
Best mod agitator Paulie hands down
Best MIA Roscoe
Most misunderstood Carlos (and funniest by far)
Most misunderstood runner up Franklin #freefranklin4
Best florist EA
Most popular Plasticman
Most miserable Jockstrap
Best dude Perry
Best banned Sausagepants (wtf did he do wrong anyway)
Makes all the dirty whores wettest JUAN
Most clueless JAIH
Best cock pics Major
....fuk this could take all nite