You know it's going to be a bad session when?

Heh.... Referring to anyone particular "A.J." Originally Posted by mzluvly

Reading these are hilarious!!!

When the gent comes in and says "The donation blew out the window on the way here"...TRUE story!

So far I think the winner is the guy that got the HJ but her knuckles kept racking his balls!!! Lol

^^From whence came the original term "blue balls."

Well at least she left her brass knuckles at home that day. I wasn't so lucky when I saw her later that same week...

When she spreads her legs and you can smell it from 6 feet away.

When your gate says residential parking only, and the guy follows in behind a car that's set on a timer one car only. It "was" a very nice binz

When you walk into the lady's incall and the previous dude's condom is hanging out of her snatch. Originally Posted by Phil Hardman

I fixed that for you.

When your gate says residential parking only, and the guy follows in behind a car that's set on a timer one car only. It "was" a very nice bEnz Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

Fixed that for u

^^^I thought the benz was something one gets from ascending too quickly from a deep daty with out exhaling...


p.s. this forum is so much improved...over night. Great job mods.

1. When slim thick turns to wtf thick.
2. When you show up on time and she says to wait while she cleans the bathroom
3. Show up to a "upscale" incall to find it's only a newly renovated Scottish in
4. When she says she's "total PSE" but says "no hands on my head pls"
5. Any sentence that begins with, "what I really prefer/want to do is..."

You know it's gonna be a bad session
when the Funeral Binz Hearse comes through the gate to take you on your last ride ....

So far I think the winner is the guy that got the HJ but her knuckles kept racking his balls!!! Lol Originally Posted by Daddio

I didn't know this was a contest.

p.s. this forum is so much improved...over night. Great job mods. Originally Posted by Mythos

What did the mods do? not put all the nutjobs such as myself back in their respective cages?

When your gate says residential parking only, and the guy follows in behind a car that's set on a timer one car only. It "was" a very nice binz Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

Meh...those never work....