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How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, and how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, and how many times must the cannonballs fly
Before they're forever banned
What is happening on Friday?
  • Sandy
  • 01-08-2018, 12:14 AM
Since you are so board and did a graft on the providers heights,
Why not do more like if they are:
(1) spinners or not
(2) ages listed from young to oldest
(3) all natural or not
(4) tattoos or not
(5) smokers and non-smokers
(6) GFE-Non-GFE
etc....
Spanky, why are cats so obsessed with boxes?
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Re: Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway:

Q1 - It’s an Illuminati conspiracy. Originally Posted by SpankyJ
Probably the most sensible answer I've seen to that one.

And re: the existence of Interstate highways in Alaska and Hawaii:

Q2 - I think it’s because they receive federal funding. I believe there are even mainland interstates that don’t cross state boundaries. So I’d guess the “inter” portion doesn’t refer to continuity but just inclusion. Something like that? Originally Posted by SpankyJ
Pretty much. One thing to consider is that the Interstates aren't just a public works/infrastructure project, but are actually also a defense project as well (the formal name for the Interstate system is the "Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways"; Eisenhower having championed the system because of his experience as a junior Army officer participating in an exercise between the World Wars in which large Army units were deployed from one coast to the other to counter a simulated invasion of one of the coasts, and the highways of the time were found to be woefully inadequate to the task).

So not only do those states want their share of that sweet, sweet Federal cash, but there are military installations and activities in Alaska and Hawaii that the Interstates there support.

Cheers,

bcg
Since you are so board and did a graft on the providers heights,
Why not do more like if they are:
(1) spinners or not
(2) ages listed from young to oldest
(3) all natural or not
(4) tattoos or not
(5) smokers and non-smokers
(6) GFE-Non-GFE
etc.... Originally Posted by Sandy
Because I don't want to make them mad at me lol! Height is generally safe to talk about...
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, and how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, and how many times must the cannonballs fly
Before they're forever banned Originally Posted by Rockydoc
I don't know, but I understand that if you listen to the wind you may hear the answer.
What is happening on Friday? Originally Posted by Rockydoc
A long-awaited hobby rendezvous.
Spanky, why are cats so obsessed with boxes? Originally Posted by Ginger Doll
One possibility is that they are nature's scientists, and are trying to conduct experiments to validate or disprove the work of Erwin Schrödinger.
  • Sandy
  • 01-08-2018, 11:45 AM
I call bull shit., even on your other post you said it was based on their showcase. it isn't like they are hiding anything and is already public.


Because I don't want to make them mad at me lol! Height is generally safe to talk about... Originally Posted by SpankyJ
I call bull shit., even on your other post you said it was based on their showcase. it isn't like they are hiding anything and is already public. Originally Posted by Sandy
OK, call bullshit but I'm still not doing it. Especially ages. Even I'm smart enough not to touch the third rail. It's one thing for it to be on their showcases, another out there all at once for everyone to compare them.
What should my next tattoo be?
What should my next tattoo be? Originally Posted by JdeHog
Eyes over your eyelids so no one would know if you're asleep. Hmm, I guess that would be pretty painful though.
A long-awaited hobby rendezvous. Originally Posted by SpankyJ
And just when you think Spanky’s done it all... lol
A long-awaited hobby rendezvous. Originally Posted by SpankyJ
I am awaiting the Spanky review which, I am quite sure, will not only be grammatically correct, but a true literary delight to read.