Small things that irk you in a session?

I know this one. He valet parks cars. I've witnessed someone paying $800 or so at a checkout counter with all $5. He apologized, said that is what he typically gets.

One time a guy paid in all 5$ dollar bills, so basically 80bills. I was very curious as to why, but I didn't ask. That was a small irk. But money is money I guess. Originally Posted by Emary Preston

Well I have a new one to add to my earlier list.

Germaphobes: Its one thing to recommend a shower when I arrive. I'm cool with that if it makes you feel comfortable. Even though I always arrive clean or excuse myself to the restroom before the fun begins...

...I'm talking about during the festivities.

I had one lady place towels on the bed, stop and reposition them if we weren't directly on them.

Cleaning my dick for me with a baby wipe after each position change

Inspecting my dick like shes a doctor

I don't know maybe its a me thing but I think sex should be one seamless act once it starts. I get cleaning your mouth off after a sloppy oral session but completely halting activities to go to the bathroom or something is a bit of a buzz kill.

Air in the Va Jay Jay from the prior session(s). Usually accompanied by small hints of old condom aroma. Hate it...

A shower helps with no condom order ..
use some soap
like ph balance kind .. makes your VJ feel fresh and clean !

For the most part guys have been great. ..but please lord keep them balls fresh......oh how many times have a smelled pussy on a guys dick yuck .....or a big guy asking me to ride him um how though ...I hate guys that donr follow directions to place then get here and call me because they get lost when directions are easy:/....I hate time wasters....I dislike guys who try and put tongue down throat like really dude your married...i dislike when guys try and eat ass then kiss you :/...Such a long list lol. .

We have to look at the dick hell no tellin whats going on with it smell check too..lol

A shower helps with no condom order ..
use some soap
like ph balance kind .. makes your VJ feel fresh and clean ! Originally Posted by LustyBustyGina38FF

Any solution for the air? I can’t stand the toot sound that comes out. I understand after the session, I’m not that immature. However, when you first began, let’s me know someone else has been there recently. Lol

Any solution for the air? I can’t stand the toot sound that comes out. I understand after the session, I’m not that immature. However, when you first began, let’s me know someone else has been there recently. Lol Originally Posted by 8701

Honestly shouldn't happen unless you are scheduling appointments back to back

Lol I don’t understand the science of it but I know that I have went days without sex and on my next session air still got in..Its especially common with certain positions when legs are being stretched out or folded up hehe I personally hate the sound too but what can be done? Nothing from what I researched

I hate it when a gent sticks his tongue in mt ear during playtime...wtf is that?? I dont need a human qtip lol...and it aint sexy!

- when guys are 15+ minutes early and just sit there in the parking lot (this applies to apartment/hotel incalls although I’m sure someone sitting & waiting outside of a private residence would make anyone uneasy as well). This usually gets me feeling a little rushed even when I’m almost if quite not all the way ready. Take a drive around the corner or grab a soda or something

- repeatedly being late, almost every time. Or coming up with bogus excuses consistently at the last minute.. it shows total lack of respect or consideration for my time.

- when guys bad mouth other providers/hobbyists. I’ve had some of the more well known reviewers name drop through the whole session. Even during a BJ! Like, who cares. Can I suck your dick or nah??

- when a guy turns down a shower after telling me he just got off of work.. If I hear that, I won’t be asking you to take one.. I’m telling you that you need one lol.

- shit stains/streaks. Enough said.


I think that about covers my list of annoyances.

I hate it when she shoves her finger in my ass without lube

Sometimes it takes more than 5-10 minutes for a guy. I've snuck toiletries into the office bathroom to shave and take a sink bath. And then stopped on the way and used a fast-food restaurant's bathroom to change out of jeans and into slacks and put on a better shirt. Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

Wait, what? You changed out of jeans and into slacks to go see a provider?

I usually do the opposite.

Blazer, too, sometimes. I expect (well, hope, actually; I"m usually let down) that she will dress like she wants to make a good impression on me, rather than looking like she just got back from Walmart. I would like to think she has the same desire, even if none of it really matters.

Honestly shouldn't happen unless you are scheduling appointments back to back
Originally Posted by Bridgette Ann

Depends... depending on anatomy-- some ladies are going to have that issue in doggie, sex or not.