How did everyone come up with their name

I was watching Tony Parker torch the Dallas crap defense and was yelling fucking frog at the TV. That my my girl at the time said i had a talented tounge. Seemed to work.

ASPD days, stripper told me about the site. At the time SC were my favorite way to hobby,

My name is ironic because I am not very friendly, but it sounded good with the name "Fred' tacked on, or so I thought.

I tend to be a unique fun surprise to providers, hence I’m a SleeperHit!

<--- i have a degree in piano as well as archaeology. i am a dj. the word 'archaeology' is too long so i left off the 'ology'.

My job.

I tend to seek out MILFs and soccer moms, thus the MILF part.
Eater comes from my enjoyment of DATY.

I couldn't come up with anything to be honest. I actually want to change it but now everyone is used to it.

I am Lance Armstrong the one testicle steroid cyclist. I didn't want anybody to know I hobby so I just used my initials...clever huh?

It’s how I like my martinis.

Lance her not.

As in, doesn't fuck her.

I have been unable to make it happen with women since puberty. Even money sometimes isn't enough.

Clyde Crashcup, a bit player on the Alvin and Chipmunks show. I mis-remembered and misspelled the last name, thinking it was Kopf ( german for head ). I like Crash. It is my drone racing nickname. Not Ace, or Goose, but Crash. I do that a lot !

So....I was talking to a favorite friend of mine and she said, "You know, us girls get together and talk about our clients from time to time, and to keep things private I always refer to you as my handsome Monday Chocolate Guy, because you usually come see me on Mondays, and always bring me the best f-ing chocolate in the world!! (champagne chocolate truffles)...." It stuck, she and I are still great friends. Love you - you know who you are....

Some time back I was thinking to myself that I really do try hard to do and say the right things all the time but still shit happens, thus:

CHARLIE BROWN

Nickname of my favorite team