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Originally Posted by Missburger
I can't risk that around here with Fuckup lurking. I will tell you my second worst experience though. Set up a meet with a girl from Temptations in the Falls. Her hooker name was Elin. I saw her around the Jizzway and from a distance she looked hot. Also her pics on the Temps website were nice, but after the fact, on closer inspection, one was aware that her clothing was strategically placed to hide shortcomings. So she shows up and her face is gangbusters, beautiful young blond. Rose from Diamonds and the GTERB regulars went gaga over her. Headed to my room feeling good. The more clothes she took off, the worst she looked. She had no waistline to speak of, and she had man boobs. You know, more like excess fat than actual breasts. Flat wide ass too, all the shit I hate. I asked her if we could change this thing to a half hour, but she declined, said Jon would bitch. Oh well, I let her suck my cock and she was damn good at it. But the more I looked at her, the less me and my cock were into it. Finally, I just told her this ain't going to happen. She didn't get pissed, and we just shot the shit for the rest of the hour. She turned me on to a lot of the backroom drama at Temps, especially about Jon's GF Katie who used to hook for him. So it wasn't a total loss. As experiences go, I'm sure most have had a lot worse.