Sexy Word Trivia

Gynecologist walks in the door coming home from work. Wife asks how was your day. Husband says I’m _ _ s _ _ d. Originally Posted by DoubleEagle

Soaked

These are difficult

Soaked

These are difficult Originally Posted by Busty

No “S” in the middle of soaked. LOL. BUSHED

Ok, for another award....
What is the award that women earn for being able to ride horses, motorcycles, and men?
There's a betting phrase with a similar name for betting on horse races. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Trifecta Originally Posted by Michael8219

Correct.

Answers to the two unanswered questions:

From both, to a guy (what does this mean):
Are you up for team roping?

From ECG:
Why do I take the spurs off my boots? Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Team roping = FMF

No spurs = No matter how much "encouragement" a guy needs from a gal, ECG has replaced way to many bed sheets. She made me post that to remind her possee that no spurs are allowed in the bunkhouse, but, what they do in the barn loft stays in the barn loft.

I think some of you should get point reductions for not getting these.

Wouldn’t team roping actually be MFM since the guys supply the ropes for the lady. JMO.

I think some of you should get point reductions for not getting these. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

I rather be tied to a bed and be teased by a mod for my punishment. Where is 007?
I have been bad !!!!!!!!
or Michael8675309 can be the dirty cop that interrogates me whilst tied to a chair in the nude.

Sorry, that WOULD’NT be punishment if you ENJOYED it.

I rather be tied to a bed and be teased by a mod for my punishment. Where is 007?
I have been bad !!!!!!!!
or Michael8675309 can be the dirty cop that interrogates me whilst tied to a chair in the nude.
Originally Posted by Busty

Wait. Me tied to a chair or you? Either way sounds good. As I previously stated I was UP for some team roping and I suspected UC meant FMF.

Now where’s my change jar? Gotta run to the coinstar machine

^^^ where does it say I would enjoy that punishment? I was begging for mercy.

Finding some tape for Double Dirty's mouth and .....

I had to Google search 'coinstar machine' because I had no idea....

Laughing with tears over here.

Michael should do standup comedy

...Michael should do standup ... Originally Posted by Busty

Not comedy, but perhaps as:
As a target?
As a mime?
As a professor?
As a se---l en---nt-r re---w-r

Plenty of others here should be mines. JMO.

Double Dirty, please explain what is a mine

Wouldn’t team roping actually be MFM since the guys supply the ropes for the lady. JMO. Originally Posted by DoubleEagle

Not when two gals hit on one guy.

Sexual encounter reviewer extraordinaire tyvm

I did standup a couple days ago preceded by a beautiful asian cowgirl barrel rider. But the slowest time ever which was a beautiful thing. The horse was very slow but the rider finished first.

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