Is there gold at Fort Knox?

bambino's Avatar
HDGristle's Avatar
Been a minute

Has the inspection been scheduled yet? It's vital to national security to double check whether the gold is there? Right?
HDGristle's Avatar
Crickets from Trump. Looks like Congress may step in since he was all talk and no walk. Seems we have a TACO platter in the gold audit

https://www.mining.com/us-lawmakers-...ort-knox-gold/
MAGA has the collective attention span of a squirrel with explosive diarrhea. It's so easy to distract them with any number of shiny objects.

Then, when trump invariably comes with the TACO truck, they forget what they were even concerned with in the first place. It's a pattern that keeps repeating itself.

The Fort Knox audit was a big story for about 48 (47?) hours, then trump moved on to his next abomination. MAGA doesn't even remember this was a thing anymore, because it was never going to be.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Oh the places the investigations will go, eh?

Trump knows what’s there. He’s too busy with more pressing matters. Like not ending the war in Ukraine or the Middle East, or taking health care away.

Light News Cycle Theater continues…
bambino's Avatar
Oh the places the investigations will go, eh?

Trump knows what’s there. He’s too busy with more pressing matters. Like not ending the war in Ukraine or the Middle East, or taking health care away.

Light News Cycle Theater continues… Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Any bombs going off in Israel or Ukraine lately? We have the gold. More than anyone could imagine. Whether it’s in Fort Knox or the Grand Canyon. We’re entering the Golden Era. Sit back and enjoy.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.


BAHAHAHA
HDGristle's Avatar
At least we've moved beyond questioning if the vault is empty