London now your avatar looks as if your massaging someones stomach.....or a very big boob with no nipple. Originally Posted by gimme_thatHow many figures do you see? (Patch Adams Reference!) FOUR? No not FOUR! Eight is a good answer! LOL
To piggy back on Tiffani JAmeson point about insecurities. I know some bbw ( still not sure what constitutes a bbw ) who you can not tell they are not beautiful and are proud to flaunt. I also know some spinners who constantly doubt their looks and needs reassurance. I am not sure the perception is reality to the OP's thread. Originally Posted by ThatdudeWell let’s see if we can come up with a few things that might constitute being a BBW:
Well let’s see if we can come up with a few things that might constitute being a BBW:When do you find the time to come up with this stuff? My friend you need your own blog. TFF!
1) If you are double the normal weight for some your height, you may be a BBW.
2) If at Halloween you wear a sheet and go trick or treating as a glacier, you may be a BBW.
3) If your measurements are 36 X 24 X 36 and that’s one leg, you may be a BBW.
4) If you can sit on a motorcycle and not hear the engine, you may be a BBW.
5) If you buy your cloths from a store that only sells three sizes, Large, Extra Large and Oh My God Its Moving, you may be a BBW.
6) If you go to the beach and people try to save you buy pushing you back into the water, you may be a BBW.
7) If when you go to McDonalds, look up at the menu and just say OK, you may be a BBW.
8) If you have ever worn high heels and struck oil, you may be a BBW.
9) If you wear polyester pants and your thighs have caught fire, you may be a BBW.
Last but not least....
10) If you went to Sea World and after looking at Shamu you asked if he comes with mustard, you may be a BBW.
11) If in most cities when you back up they require you to sound a horn, you may be a BBW.
12) If you use anything other than your hand to wipe your bottom, you may be a BBW.
13) If you weight yourself, and the scale says, one at a time, or you use a truck scale, you may be a BBW.
14) If you have ever needed the jaws of life to get you out of the turn styles at an amusement park, you may be a BBW.
Last but not least....
15) If your 3 M & M’S away from your doctor saying WTF, you may be a BBW.
Originally Posted by Still Looking
Ha...I wish lol. I get the shaft..literally! If anything buys me immunity it's bbbj, not looks lol.Just playin' around, seeing if I could do it.
Now..why are you all of a sudden talking like a BP ad? I have read your reviews, and eloquent is an understatement. Originally Posted by London Rayne
When do you find the time to come up with this stuff? My friend you need your own blog. TFF! Originally Posted by Naomi4uNow as Larry the Cable Guy would say, That’s funny, I don't care who you are!
SL,I think I should have said "tarter Sause" rather than mustard. None the less, one more.
This is one is the product of genius:
"10) If you went to Sea World and after looking at Shamu you asked if he comes with mustard, you may be a BBW."
Thank you,
Awl4knot Originally Posted by awl4knot
To piggy back on Tiffani JAmeson point about insecurities. I know some bbw ( still not sure what constitutes a bbw ) who you can not tell they are not beautiful and are proud to flaunt. I also know some spinners who constantly doubt their looks and needs reassurance. I am not sure the perception is reality to the OP's thread. Originally Posted by ThatdudeThat's right, babe. I know a girl that all you have to say is 'girl, you gaining weight?' and runs to a mirror, and breaks down and starts crying worried about what her boyfriend is going to think. Insecure is as insecure does.
Well let’s see if we can come up with a few things that might constitute being a BBW:Our very own Jeff Fucksworthy!
1) If you are double the normal weight for some your height, you may be a BBW.
2) If at Halloween you wear a sheet and go trick or treating as a glacier, you may be a BBW.
3) If your measurements are 36 X 24 X 36 and that’s one leg, you may be a BBW.
4) If you can sit on a motorcycle and not hear the engine, you may be a BBW.
5) If you buy your cloths from a store that only sells three sizes, Large, Extra Large and Oh My God Its Moving, you may be a BBW.
6) If you go to the beach and people try to save you buy pushing you back into the water, you may be a BBW.
7) If when you go to McDonalds, look up at the menu and just say OK, you may be a BBW.
8) If you have ever worn high heels and struck oil, you may be a BBW.
9) If you wear polyester pants and your thighs have caught fire, you may be a BBW.
Last but not least....
10) If you went to Sea World and after looking at Shamu you asked if he comes with mustard, you may be a BBW.
11) If in most cities when you back up they require you to sound a horn, you may be a BBW.
12) If you use anything other than your hand to wipe your bottom, you may be a BBW.
13) If you weight yourself, and the scale says, one at a time, or you use a truck scale, you may be a BBW.
14) If you have ever needed the jaws of life to get you out of the turn styles at an amusement park, you may be a BBW.
Last but not least....
15) If your 3 M & M’S away from your doctor saying WTF, you may be a BBW.
Originally Posted by Still Looking
IMO.....Tiffani Jameson is definitly a Beautiful Black Woman and when the opportunity arises I certainly would like to meet her......IMO and most others I imagine!!! She is a very, very pretty lady and I bet her personality is just as beautiful. Looking forward to meeting you one day, My Lady!!!!! Originally Posted by bigdaddyhmAww, thank you Bigdaaaddy! You should definitely join my mailing list. I travel to Shreveport on a regular basis. It would be great to meet you on the way....